Jehovah's witnesses

[Arnold Layne]

They were out in force this morning, just doing the housework and blaring out Roger Waters "Radio Kaos" ironically the song playing when they knocked was "Who needs information?"! I opened the door as the dog was going beserk, and gave em some bullshit about how I was busy for the next 50 years, but they gave me a booklet, and the subject on the front was "Porn..is it harmful?" well you hypocritical tossers come and have a look at my collection! I'll lend you my copy of GGG Betty Extreme if you fuck off!

[Lizard]

Hey Arnie, before I moved to where I live now I used to have a couple knock on the door all the time, I let them in because they were both female and fit as a butchers! we used to have deep discussions about god which lasted about 20 secs cos I turned the conversation round to sex, always! But I have to say they were up for it, the only problem was they didn,t drink tea or coffee, but as they both had great arse,s I let them off, then one day they were sat on the patio talking whilst I was looking up thier skirts, and one of them said 'shall we pray' pray for what says I, money, a bigger penis, yacht, M3 series!!!!, no! for your soul, they said! 'all you ever think about is sex, they laughed, why dont we have a threesome! say I, thats when they left.....sigh...so I never got chance to try out the three headed clit tickler on either of them.
Shame that.

Liz(shine on you crazy diamond)

[Arnold Layne]

Nice one Liz! lol

[steve56]

i have the same sunday afternoons i get them they always seem deaf as well wen i say in not religious and im not interested a word beginning with f and ending with f finally does it.

[Carl Pulley]

Here's my advice about these unless tits.

Play the song off Dr Dre 2001 track "pause for Porno" that will get them going.

Then Open the door and Tell them you don't live at address but burgling it.

Or you can say not allowed to step out of the house because you are tagged but ask them kindly to get you some beer from local shop as you run out in the fridge.

Or you get your misses and let her wallop them one and you reply to the Jehovah's witnesses that you are a Jehovah's Bystander and you just Witnessed Fuck all.(mentioning that i noticed there was a little dew in the garden This morning,so i opened the window and shouted fuck off back to isarel.)Yes i know it bit of a crap joke but i am actually quite merry with booze and admit i thought it was fucking funny

Or you can do what i do and actually tell them to basically fuck off(hey it works for me).

Carl

[steve56]

or play fuckingada at full blast.

[steve56]

now if they had big tits i buy them all a drink.

[steve56]

well in magoo in 2002 a f#cold night 2 tarts banged on my door i asked them in they saw all me records/videos :they wanted to say a prayer for me but i said i got aretha franklin/dionne warick coming later.