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I know these aint original, but some are still funny, anyone got any classics

Put your crash helmet on love. Your going through the headboard tonight!!

How do u like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?

The word of the day is legs, lets go back to mine and spread the word.

Are you wearing any knickers? yes? well my watch must be an hour slow.

Bend over and i'll show you the meaning of life.

Nice dress, it'll look better on my bedroom floor.

Heres 10p love, phone your mum you aint going home tonight.

Fancy a drink? well go and buy yourelf one while i talk to your friend.

Nice shoes. Fancy a fcuk??

I've lost my phone number, can i have yours?

You dont sweat much for a fat bird do you?

I had a dream about you last night. You owe me new sheets!

Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again?

My Particular favourite! the sweat fat bird one! anyone got any more

Vowel please Carol.....works every time

she get her Vowels out !!

hi lizard,some reminded me of the benny hill show.

My name is Fred Flintstone and I wanna make your bed rock

can i hold your hand olive:not on your life boy!!!

Eh!................. are you chewing crack cocaine steve?

NO,BUT I KNOW SOMEONE WHO DOES

I might not have much, but it will fill a pram

Sid the Sexist in Viz once said;

Sid......'Fancy a Fuck?'

(obvious reply) NO!!!

Sid........'Do you mind lying down while I have one?'

Priceless!!!!!

i once said to nell in 68,do you come here often?