I know these aint original, but some are still funny, anyone got any classics
Put your crash helmet on love. Your going through the headboard tonight!!
How do u like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?
The word of the day is legs, lets go back to mine and spread the word.
Are you wearing any knickers? yes? well my watch must be an hour slow.
Bend over and i'll show you the meaning of life.
Nice dress, it'll look better on my bedroom floor.
Heres 10p love, phone your mum you aint going home tonight.
Fancy a drink? well go and buy yourelf one while i talk to your friend.
Nice shoes. Fancy a fcuk??
I've lost my phone number, can i have yours?
You dont sweat much for a fat bird do you?
I had a dream about you last night. You owe me new sheets!
Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again?
My Particular favourite! the sweat fat bird one! anyone got any more
Chat up Lines
Chat up Lines
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Re: Chat up Lines
Vowel please Carol.....works every time
she get her Vowels out !!
she get her Vowels out !!
Re: Chat up Lines
hi lizard,some reminded me of the benny hill show.
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My name is Fred Flintstone and I wanna make your bed rock
The West London of my youth is now on dvd
I've met the man on the street............and he's a cunt
I've met the man on the street............and he's a cunt
Re: Chat up Lines
can i hold your hand olive:not on your life boy!!!
Re: Chat up Lines
Eh!................. are you chewing crack cocaine steve?
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Re: Chat up Lines
NO,BUT I KNOW SOMEONE WHO DOES
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I might not have much, but it will fill a pram
The West London of my youth is now on dvd
I've met the man on the street............and he's a cunt
I've met the man on the street............and he's a cunt
Re: Chat up Lines
Sid the Sexist in Viz once said;
Sid......'Fancy a Fuck?'
(obvious reply) NO!!!
Sid........'Do you mind lying down while I have one?'
Priceless!!!!!
Sid......'Fancy a Fuck?'
(obvious reply) NO!!!
Sid........'Do you mind lying down while I have one?'
Priceless!!!!!
The West London of my youth is now on dvd
I've met the man on the street............and he's a cunt
I've met the man on the street............and he's a cunt
Re: Chat up Lines
i once said to nell in 68,do you come here often?