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Whats yours? Mine would be Muffles Williams...but im not a porn star so I dont count!

Gerty Grice....... !wink!
Hence why i went with Shay Hendrix!

Mine would have been Sammy Rocamora

How do you arrive at your porn star names.

Mine is One Eyed Jack

I would have been Kim if i wasn't Kim lol! iwas making films for 4yrs before i realised i was a porn star & by that time i was to late to change it to a catchy name..

Kim x

its the old playground thing of your 1st pet's name and your mother's maiden name combined, right?

Like Shay, mine really doesn't suit....I'd have been Satin Mason.....not a good name for a guy.....so I perform under Duncan Biscuits.

Granted, I've yet to appear with a mug of tea in one hand and a biscuit in the other....but I've got some shoots coming up soon where hopefully I can convince the director to let me have a cup of tea on set some where. At the very least it'll give me something to blog about.

Example:

"During filming of today's scene I was sipping a wonderful darjeeling. It was light and refreshing....which was somewhat like my co-stars pussy."

Although, I'm not sure the world is ready for reviews of vaginas.

On a more important note, I'm hoping at some point to film with two black ladies so we can pretend to be an Oreo.

Suki Dreikluft, that's better than mine now actually lol x

Mine would mean I'd be an Irish porn star, maybe I'd dress like a leprachaun in scenes....Paddy Fennelly.

Brilliant thread spunkie - absolutely hilarious xx

Mine would have been Sandi Dell (Which unfortunately makes me sound like a small peninsula off the cornish coast) - The one which I might actually use at some point for a giggle is Mr storms (Spanner) he would have been 'Suki Morgans' !laugh! !laugh! - imho that sounds pretty cool.......