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Red hot action on Red Hot TV - LOL

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:45 pm
by Malloo
I was wasted last night and paid ?5.99 for 8-channels of red hot entertainment. What a let down.., the top shelf magazines are harder than this stuff.

Does anyone else do this? I'm guessing there is a market for this kind of porn!?

Re: Red hot action on Red Hot TV - LOL

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:59 pm
by mondeo69
You and about 700 others wasted ?5.99. That is the market for this kind of porn.
Why exactly is it a let down? You expectin' XXX or sumat?


Re: Red hot action on Red Hot TV - LOL

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 1:20 pm
by andytee
you live and learn

Re: Red hot action on Red Hot TV - LOL

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 1:49 pm
by Johnny+VB
From Playboy - Red Hot is childs play Hmmm they should change it from 18's to 15 lol lol lol.

Even the Sportsxxx Pay Per view is more like PG/12A

They Aren?t Worth The Time Or Money Spent On Them!!

Re: Red hot action on Red Hot TV - LOL

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 1:58 pm
by Trumpton
What on earth persuaded you to do this?


You'd be better off doing this...

Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:08 pm
by Ned
Set your Sky+ box, assuming you have one, to record all the freeviews throughout the night for all the adult channels you can find, then watch them all in one go when you feel like a wank.

It would be just as "hard" and totally free.

And if you watch some of the TVX freeviews, especially the one for the series set in Amsterdam, the woman doing the voiceovers has a very sexy voice indeed. You can't beat a posh woman saying something like "fuck her in the arse and cum all over her face". ;-)

Re: Red hot action on Red Hot TV - LOL

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:51 am
by Malloo
Dunno! The voice over said "if you like to watch cocks going in and out of pussies press the red button to watch 8 channels of red hot action"

Porn on Sky receiver

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:01 am
by Malloo
I don't really understand this kind of porn..,

It's moved on a little from early 90s when I use to watch Shagnasty and Neil Down on Television X. What I noticed now...,

- you can see stalk-ons, but only if the donger is still in the pants

- you can see a shadow of a blow job on the wall

- pissing - this suprised me, cos I would have thought a defo no no

- cum on face or tits, although it could be pretend cum

- gash but only from behind (like if the woman is giving a BJ)


Really you got to laugh at the dudes who say what you can see and what you can't see

Not quite

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 10:15 am
by Ned
but I did have some soft core TVX stuff on tape once that made the hardcore I was buying seem very tame and unerotic.

It's all in the verbals.

Single Sex, Linda Leigh's Aural Sex.. good stuff. I'd take that over a rough anal or choking blowjob scene, which seems to be the norm thesedays.