Stunning hour of porn on Sky

[Guilbert]

I have just sat through a stunning hour of raunch on one of the Sky adult channels tonight.

I will not give the name of the station or the Sky number in case somone reports it.

But it featured two girls, a champagne bottle, fisting, footing (is that the right word), squirting and gaping fanny shots.

I have to say it would not have been out of place at a gentlemens only stag event.

[Arginald Valleywater]

QVC, the God Channel, Setanta? They won't get fined but an adult channel would!

[Jacques]

Guilbert wrote:


> I will not give the name of the station or the Sky number in
> case somone reports it.


You may as well - John Beyer has a subscription anyway.

And of course with the new found subscriber base locked in for 12 months, I'm sure they'll do it again (plants tongue firmly in cheek).

[BobB]

You don't happen to work for one of the 'Adult' Channels, by any chance, do you Guilbert?
Subscriptions a bit low at the moment?

[harmonyluvver]

Sportxxx got pretty rude the other night or their bondage night. I am glad harmony went over now because I never really used to watch it but I think its probably the best adult entertainment on sky.

[steven6]

it would be great if all the girls on sport xxx went into 941

[Chrome]

Gosh, I wonder what channel that could have been then?

[Guilbert]

No I dont work for one of the Adult channels, I have updated this forum in the past to say what crap is on some of the sky adult channels.

Like here from 2004:


I rarely watch the Sky adult channels, but some channels allow you to pay for just one night, and I happen to know this sky channel with live girls can get raunchy.

This particular night I got lucky and the two girls gave it all they got.

I saw:

A girl using a dildo on another girl till she had an orgasm and squirted. She did this 3 or 4 times.

A girl pouring champagne in another girls fanny and then her shooting it out.

A girl using the champagne bottle as a dildo.

Various close up fanny gaping shots.

Girls spitting into each others fannys.

A girl giving another a real good licking and fanny lip sucking.

A girl using her foot and sticking it in another girls fanny.

Plus some anal manipulation.

Both girls really seem to be enjoying it and looked as though as a pair they do live adult stag evenings.

I do believe in telling it like it is, and some of the Sky adult channels are crap, this happened to be a very good night.

(I also have it on DVD if anyone wants proof)

[Leaky]

its a load of crap, i regularly watch all the channels every night, and i saw nothing what guilbert described, show some screencaps then guilbert.

[Arginald Valleywater]

An insider methinks???

Shite posts like Guilberts are what Beyer and his do-gooder armpitsniffers get their info from. They can ask the relevant channel to provide a full tape of that evenings output for inspection.

Tomorrow night Louise Redknapp eats Konnie Huq...........