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Weird Science

Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 10:54 am
by Jacques
You've seen the film, two nerds attempt to create the perfect woman. So create the perfect UK porn star. Who's legs, arse, face etc. would you choose?

If we get a general agreement on body parts I might just 'create' her in photoshop just to see if you were right.

Your nominations please.......


Re: Weird Science

Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 11:51 am
by Sam Slater
I'' have 1st dibs!

Michelle Thorne's lucious lips,
Hannah Harpers smile
Michelle B's big boobs
Lolly Badcocks arse
Ashley Longs eyes

Stuck on legs !hmmm!


Re: Weird Science

Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 11:54 am
by Bob Singleton
For me the perfect girl would have Charmaine Sinclair's hair, eyes, lips, breasts... oh sod it... just post a pic of Charmaine!! !bow! !bow! !bow!


Re: Weird Science

Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 1:07 pm
by Porn crackers
Could Natalie Heck's eyes get a look in.....

Bet you will never get an agreement on the perfect woman, ie I like small breasts, and long long legs. A unusual combination perhaps.......

Charmaine .-



However Charlotte is my favourite look .-







PC


Re: Weird Science

Posted: Sun May 28, 2006 1:58 pm
by Jacques
No - we will never get an agreement on the perfect woman but if the majority of posters go for say Angel Long's legs well Angel Long's legs it is.

So let's see where this goes.....the post, not Angels legs.......but there's a thought......right I'm off to the bog with that thought.....


Re: Weird Science

Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 1:44 pm
by Jayr
We already have the perfect porn star - Angel Long!
She's got legs that go on forever, eyes that can look dirty as well as innocent, she's absolutely stunning and she does almost everything that can be do in porn!

Bugger! It looks like I'm developing a "Macdaddy" on her.... !laugh!

Re: Weird Science

Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 9:40 pm
by randyandy
Face: Lara Lee
Breasts: Louise Parker
Stomach: Lolly Badcock
Pussy: Jan Burton
Legs: Angel Long

!grin!


Re: Weird Science

Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 9:56 pm
by c.j.jaxxon
I can create in my mind but if you put the body parts in front of me to pick out, it probably wouldn't come out right anyhoo. And just what is a MUNTER?

Re: Weird Science

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 5:45 am
by Jacques
Munter has a couple of meanings but in this case means a very very ugly woman and is one step up from being called a 'minger'.


Re: Weird Science

Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 6:58 am
by bigboy
pussy:poppy morgan
breasts Rebekah dee
arse Avalon
face Robyn hunter
legs Angel long