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Bald fannies & facials

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:55 am
by BobB
Am I the only bloke that is fed up with bald fannies and facial cum shots?
I know that porn is fantasy, but I am fed up with the guy getting up, legging it half way around the room, hanging onto his dick for grim death, before shooting his load over the girls face, nose, mouth, ears etc.
Surely it's not asking too much for some cum shots over hairy fannies, is it?

Re: Bald fannies & facials

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 12:03 pm
by Ned
Bald fannies yeah, but not facials. I don't know why, but if the guy cums all over the girl's arse, or tits, it almost feels like I'm being cheated, hehe. Internal cumshots are the biggest turn-off of all for me.

Re: Bald fannies & facials

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 12:21 pm
by mike johnson
My POV is that I LOVE the bald er, 'fannies' is synonomous w/ 'pussy'in the UK, is it not (means arse in the US)?
But I don't like facials; they add no eroticism, & are a slap in the face to 'the willing suspension of disbelief',i.e., a reminder that what you are watching is porn, & not real sex.
I HATE guys wanking to produce 'the money shot'--disgusting & a turn-off. Some of these actors seem incapable of orgasming via female ministration, in US porn at least. Maybe things are better in Britain...
I tend to like internal cumshots, particularly oral, but those are rare nowadays, it seems.


Re: Bald fannies & facials

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:50 pm
by Arginald Valleywater
Hate to differ but a hairy snatch is a mega yuk for me. Smooth is fine and very hygienic. A small tuft is fine, or very fine pubes but a full grown beaver is a non starter. Thing is most girls I know go for the smooth look anyway, we had a long discussion over pubes, bra sizes etc in the pub last thurs after work. It is the norm especially with the modern penchant for G strings which would look pretty awful hidden by a hairy chuff!

Re: Bald fannies & facials

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:06 pm
by bill goss
Do you like hairy armpits and legs too?

Re: Bald fannies & facials

Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:35 pm
by Porn crackers
"Am I the only bloke that is fed up with bald fannies and facial cum shots?"

Fraid so......

PC

Re: Bald fannies & facials

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:48 pm
by The Chuckster
I like a bit of a muff. When I used to fall out with my ex she would shave hers, the cow. I told my current gf that (natural blonde and only 20 with 34dd up top yum lol) and she did the bloody same!
As for facials, mmmm mad e a film with my gf and she tried but got her shoulder in the way. Most of girls i have know prefer a good old fashioned internal cumshot.

Re: Bald fannies & facials

Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 6:20 pm
by Jock Strap
Hairy pussies don't do much for me so keep it tidy girls.
Cum-shots I don't really think about to be honest but I do like to see a bit of internal especially oral.