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You know you're a pornstar when.....
Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 5:57 pm
by Mrme
Bit of light hearted fun for you superstars. Like the "you know your old when....." Jokes. I'll go first (this is not official because i'm not a pornstar lol).
1. When every job you go for seems to end in some fella relieving himself on you.
Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....
Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 7:20 pm
by FridaySe
2. There's a sex toy under every pillow or cushion in your house, for that piece of impromptu photoshoot.
Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....
Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 7:27 pm
by Jonone
..you have a loyalty card from the GUM clinic.
Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....
Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 8:24 pm
by Karina Currie
ooo i like this one
you get a discount at every sex shop in soho
luv n hugs to all
karina
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Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....
Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 9:17 pm
by IdolDroog
you're paid to perform in pornography...........
..sorry i didn't really get into the spirit of things did I
Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....
Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:18 pm
by fayerampton
you get your tits out in posh restaurants !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:13 am
by Pervert
There are people employed to help you keep wood.
Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 5:11 am
by Billz
When pictures of you turn up on the wall in the delivery drivers canteen!!!!!!
Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:06 am
by Jonone
You find yourself having conversations with your accountant about dildos as a legitimate business expense.
Re: You know you're a pornstar when.....
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 6:07 am
by Jonone
Your 'fuck me' shoes are overworked.