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I know this forum is primarily to discuss female porn stars, but I was wondering if anyone knows anything about a guy that appeared with me in "Sex Uber 40". A film I made for Orion over in Lanzarote. His name was Bif, yes Bif.
I wouldn't have thought the finished film was anything to write home about, in fact if they had made a 'fly on the wall' documentary of the making of the actual movie, that would have been definitely worth seeing.

It was one crazy week long rollercoaster, lots of screaming and shouting, tantrums, and tears, and that was just the guys. Very nearly a punch up between the director and Bif. All in all I found the whole experience fascinating, if a little tiresome.

One day I think I'll have to write about my short time in the porn game, I could call the book "Porn Under A Bad Sign". She came, she saw, she bonkered"

With a name like Bif surely a punch up is almost a contractual obligation ? You should keep titles like that to yourself, it's a good one !

Glad you liked my book title.

I made a short movie a few years ago, and made it like an old fashioned farce, with the added bonus of lots of sex. A kind of cross between "Carry On Camping", and a "Shag Fest". One scene started with me giving this young guy a blow job, I had him wearing a big floppy beret, with a string of plastic onions round his neck (I kid you not). I carry on giving him his blow job until he cums over my face. I then turn and look straight into the camera, put my hand to my mouth and let out a little cough, and then say "very sorry about that, but I just had a little frog in my throat".

I know what you're thinking, I'm wasted in this game.

I used Biff a number of times years ago for some of my TVX shoots, I think he was in "Cock Crazy" and a couple of other series.

Oh good, glad he still found plenty of work. I have a feeling he wouldn't have got any further work for Orion.

Sounds like 'Allo Allo' with sex. So, you got a pearl necklace and he got an onion one ?

Dear Nicky

"A middle aged woman, who should know better"

Fancy doing a scene with a "middle aged man who should know better?"

LOL

Very good Jonone.

I loved putting an amusing dialogue into my films, it made them much more fun to produce, and as I used only amateur guys, it helped in making them feel more relaxed.

Thanks for the kind offer Jim.
Going by your great website you look as though you're not too short of young "sluts" to fuck.

I'm of the same mind as you, but with me it's young male "sluts".

Good luck