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What do people think the industry should do to break new ground while staying within the law? I'm not a fan of most hard core stuff and what I have seen seems to be churned out time and time again in the same format by different studios.

That's a very good question. In it's current form it is dying extremely fast.

Well the internet has changed the way people view porn you can now see your favourite porn stars in the comfort of your own home without having to visit a sex shop and get ripped off, also sites like this one with its forums now make it easy for anyone to share their views with the very people who make and produce porn and the girls that appear in the films and mags, so porn has come a long way in the last few years and hopefully is not now seen as the seedy business that it used to be, as to where its going next well i have been making amateur porn for many years and i think that the demand for it is still there and expanding as most people now have digi cams and there are plenty of sites where you can now show your films and make a few quid so all you amateur filmakers should come out of the closet and lets see more of your films that were origanly only intended for your own viewing!love!

The chavs need to be eliminated and we need to go back to the 80's when you had ladies like Debee Ashby and Heather Chittenden who were lady-like and could wear a pair of stockings without looking about as natural as prop forward in drag.

Perhaps I'm stuck in a time loop - I started tuning out of porn in around 1995. I've been buying less and less as the invasion of the chavs got more and more obvious. Maybe porn just following the general trend in society - the whole laddette thing - means all you ever see is women trousers, supping brown ale, smoking pipes and have the ability to break wind louder than Geoff Capes.

What do I mean, another good question. But sales of DVD's and Videos is declining all the time. Some websites do extremely well but not many. There is so much free stuff out there it's amazing, how it can be so. All the UK TV channels have virtually stopped commissioning stuff, so you try and work out why. The prices we get for shooting stuff now is pathetic so in my opinion that says it's all on a decline. Doesn't it ?

Yes, as Samsung points out, it?s everywhere. But almost all contemporary porn is now crass, banal, sexually bankrupt shite of no real interest anyone except for a few poor souls who maybe need to get a life - instead of earnestly debating the dubious merits of ?ATM?s?, ?cream pies? and, er, ?gapers?.

Where does porn go next? Well, it will continue it?s gentle slide into trite irrelevance, as technology allows the sexual hobbyists and porno trainspotters to come into the ascendancy. They?ll quickly devalue the genre to the nth degree, and in doing so establish a million kitchen sink production companies broadcasting live, via IPTV, from the impoverishedly proportioned bedrooms of their naff ?Barrett? starter homes.

In the near future, up and down the country, umpteen androgynous, giddy, lank-haired, coarse-speaking, tattooed, significant others will be whipping off their scruffy jeans and trainers to reveal that pinnacle of proletarian sartorial style, sophistication, and eroticism - the thong. Before getting down to 30 minutes of tedious, mechanical, sexually blanched humping and assorted quasi-sexual practices that they earnestly believe their 23 viewers are gagging to see.

Yes dear readers, these crass ?Shazza ?N? Dazza? production companies are the ignominious future of a once glamorous and lucrative genre that was fair fizzing with mystique and sexual frisson. So prepare yourselves for a chavy new world of pointless, inane, devalued shaggin? from ?Dimly Lit Productions Ltd? - coming to a web browser near you every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday evening at 9.30 PM (or thereabouts) and a mega matinee performance every Sunday Afternoon at 3.45 PM. Job?s a crap ?un.


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