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By adding a plot it would:

? Improve the film
? Add context
? Would make it more exciting
? Be less boring

Now, if everyone could direct like Anna Span then more women would enjoy and buy porn. The vaginocentric movies would enlargen the possible viewing groups. Think vagina, think emotion, how does it feel? Pink is king.

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How rather patronising....To be told this. I would never have figured that one out. Ok then its back to the pizza delivery boy scripts then...TVX delivered lines it is for you then...Now once again...with feeling...Pffft!

I didnt know Anna Span was the new doyen of porn. Thanks for telling me and patronising me further....Kick a man in his nuts why dont'cha?

Ok seriously though....With the high volume of porn being turned out at the moment, what makes you think no one is attempting the very thing you are suggesting?

Wasnt it Tas who mentioned he made a porn epic rendition of Cinderella with his Hot Cinders...

I dont doubt porn can be made to be more engaging but a less painful approach might be a good start...Stories and plot: Go to Block Busters...if you want a good wank I'd rather watch some girl teasing me then getting naked....Not much plot there I'm afraid or do blokes really want something more cerebral than a girl ultimately getting naked and having sex.

Most peoples raison detre to watch a porn flick is to have a wank then go to bed...Nowt much deeper than that. If it is then its a fetish that calls for special attention to detail and its not in the delivery of lines or plot

if this really is your thing then may I suggest Betty Blue or for something that bit racier Irreversible but to get a brit girl model in a movie to act something out half way decent...Believe me I've tried it..."Look just copy me"...10 takes later, you've got to delete that and move on...And everyone is off the boil...

I would have thought using a different formula rather than the oh so predictable one would be the way to make Porn more interesting/exciting

Given how much Plot based Porn there is in the back catalogue from yesteryear its hard to see todays product competing with it

cheers
B....OZ

Anna Span is not in the same league as Michael Ninn and his films are shite too. What does that tell you?


Mr Stephens et al still has a loyal customer here.

Hey jack dont mention irreversible, god seen that film when it came out. Good film though. But getting back to the point, most guys just wanna bang the bishop or the wife then sleep.

Joe king wrote:

'Now, if everyone could direct like Anna Span then more women would enjoy and buy porn.'

What a load of tosh, I'm just like a guy when i watch porno's (well not in that way- lol), fast forward the boring beginning and get straight to the action. I don't want any emotion other than lets see the shagging!!! wey hey!

I've only seen one of Annas scenes where they used an old fire engine, but she's obviously paid a lot to use it as she was really lingering on the shots she used of it. To the extent of switching the viewer off (me) as all i thought was 'its only a piece of machinery' lets see the girlies get their knickers off.
It was only the 1 scene i've seen so, maybe all of her other stuffs different to that.

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