Doctor Goo
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 12:59 pm
It's so obvious. A return to the days when most Brit pornos were TV or movie spoofs. Doctor Goo is a Northern bloke in a dirty mac accompanied on his adventures by a barely legal blonde babe. The sonic screwdriver is a dildo and most of his skirmishes involve spunking in the faces of women painted blue (the aliens). I'm sure a Dalek-like creature could get in on the action to, his sink plunger the perfect size for boob suckage. You make it, I'll buy it. And so (given the success of the new TV series) would a lot of other people. Heck, if you're serious, I can even knock up a suggested script if you like (eleven years as a television scriptwriter/producer).