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LDM DVD Maximum Insertion

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 6:54 am
by texaspete
Ey up,

has anyone seen LDM's latest?

I was expecting good things after Ultimate Linsey, and some of her gg stuf, but frankly this was rubbish. The over egged 'ooing' and 'aaing' was just tedious after a while, and the scene with Ines Cudna (a big boob lovers dream cum true I imagine) was very lame, although in fairness to Linsey she gives it her best. Ines seems genuinely uncomfortable/unhappy doing what shes doing...not happy viewing at all.

I have only recently clicked on to the fact that British porn is best...but this was not for me.

I am looking to find genuinly thrilling hardcore sites or vids, featuring naturally endowed british lasses...can anyone help?

Tex


Re: LDM DVD Maximum Insertion

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 7:16 am
by Gentleman
i didnt think it was that bad when you have the mindset that there will (hopefully) be further H/C films and that there would be improvement.

Anyone know if theres any new ldm films on the horizion?

Re: LDM DVD Maximum Insertion

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:52 am
by Officer Dibble
"For excellent g/g stuff I'm afraid you'll have to look to the US: was most impressed by Jules De Nyle's 'Dirty Girlz' series with Brit girls in as well."

Jeez Everhard, I can't stand that pointless, self indulgent, superfluous 'hard' G/G tripe. But each to their own.


"The one think that puzzles me is why US studios can get a much better performance from a British girl than uk productions"

I'm trouble by this concept of 'performance'. When I view a sex film I don't want to see people giving 'a performance'. I simply want to see them having sex, the kind of sex that real people have in real life sexual situations. That is exciting, stimulating. Anything else is not, because it's not sex. It's something else, something performers and producers have dreampt up and contrived to fill in next half hour or so of videotape after the actual sex act has come and gone. Or maybe it's something that they think will win them an award at AVN and impresses their porno colleagues (the desires and tastes of ordinary Joe's don't even come into it).

I think that this explains the attraction of 'real' amateur movies. The folks in those movies are totally unpretentious (shaved beavers, plastic tits and tattoos are notable by their scarcity) and the sex is uncontrived; there are no 'performances'. These are real people, having REAL sex, and you can't get more stimulating than that.


Officer Dibble

Re: LDM DVD Maximum Insertion

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 11:36 am
by Officer Dibble
To be fair Everhard I haven?t seen the particular movies in question. I just assumed they would be the kind of lezzy movies that most US and Brit studios are putting out nowadays - i.e. industrial strength anal and virginal dildo reaming, spitting, fisting, and god know what else. My beef is that this kind of thing is not real - it seems to me that the majority of real lezzys would not go in for this kind of thing. I would guess that in a real life lezzy situation the emphasis would be much more on kissing, touching, licking and caressing - though I stand to be corrected. I'm sure there are some real lezzys somewhere in the world who do this kind of thing for real, but I'll wager it's not common practice. My other beef is the assumption by producers and performers that this 'industrial strength lesbianism? is what ordinary Joe's want, or would find stimulating. It seems to me it's just a delusional consequence of only hanging out with other porno people and talking porno ball-bag all day. One can lose one's sense of perspective.


Officer Dibble

Re: LDM DVD Maximum Insertion

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 3:43 pm
by joe king
'It seems to me it's just a delusional consequence of only hanging out with other porno people and talking porno ball-bag all day. One can lose one's sense of perspective.'

It does that include you?


Lubed Girls on Vacation

A Brit lesbian failure - a characteristic of Brit porn.

The review doesn't mention that Jiriana almost forgets her line of dialogue (so that is why the girls start to corpse).How much rehearsal did they put into that? Sandie tries to save the scene but fails. This is a bad performance.

Of the 3 scenes, the 3rd is the best. There is some sort of physical contact, some erotic tension appearing.


Re: LDM DVD Maximum Insertion

Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 3:46 pm
by joe king
typos fixed:

'It seems to me it's just a delusional consequence of only hanging out with other porno people and talking porno ball-bag all day. One can lose one's sense of perspective.'

It doesn't include you?


Lubed Girls on Vacation

A Brit lesbian failure - a characteristic of Brit porn.

The review doesn't mention that Jirina almost forgets her line of dialogue (so that is why the girls start to corpse).How much rehearsal did they put into that? Sandie tries to save the scene but fails. This is a bad performance.

Of the 3 scenes, the 3rd is the best. There is some sort of physical contact, some erotic tension appearing.


Re: LDM DVD Maximum Insertion

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2004 8:54 pm
by sandie
er what dialogue?????


there was none.


it was gonzo ie; no skript.


also the fact that there was a tropical storm blowing outside may have had something to do with why we all looked abit apprehensive.

i thought it was a pretty damn good scene tho. me and jirina - what ever happened to her - got on well.