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Whose to blame for brit porn being the worst

Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2004 7:33 pm
by JP
1) Endless Ben Dover Wanabees who have tried to piggy back on one man's great idea without any modicum of success (heres a tip - get a creative idea of your own)

2) - Piss poor actresses who don't give a damn at trying to look erotic/sexy and just turn up/shoot a movie looking like a dogs dinner

3) Poor production Values

JP

Re: Whose to blame for brit porn being the worst

Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2004 8:03 pm
by Peter
4) the consumer who complains about low quality, but moans at having to pay more than a tenner.

5) The law, which makes most porn underground, so a dissatisfied customer doesn't have a viable route to complain.

Re: Whose to blame for brit porn being the worst

Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2004 8:14 pm
by Pianaman
It's the best, not the worst

far far better than the silicon boobed, fake tanned, misogynistic yawnfests that come out of the US or the pukemaking piss/scat ugly chick crap from germany.

Re: Whose to blame for brit porn being the worst

Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2004 8:30 pm
by JP
Pianaman

Are you living in a diferrent world from me, most of the top brit models have fake boobs and/or tan, name me a best of list that don't.

I challenge you to name a ground breaking move or movie series that has had world wide appeal apart from Ben Dover.

We are not the best quality, wake up and smell the roses.

JP

Re: Whose to blame for brit porn being the worst

Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2004 8:30 pm
by davewells
1). Lack of money to do anything decent, and then the money (profits) going to the wrong people.
2). The business now is full of a lot of arseholes.
3). Not enough good to great girls.

I've just realised I could get into three figures with this list but thats the main reasons.

Re: Whose to blame for brit porn being the worst

Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2004 9:11 pm
by JP
Thank you Dave for being so honest

JP

Re: Whose to blame for brit porn being the worst

Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2004 9:20 pm
by Laughing_gravy
Well personally Im sick of seeing plastic girls on film, and find the nextdoor type so much more sexy... Brit girls are the best

Re: Whose to blame for brit porn being the worst

Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2004 9:57 pm
by DavidS
I agree about the American rubbish. The Germans do do good stuff other than the scat trash which they are too fond of.

Re: Whose to blame for brit porn being the worst

Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2004 10:28 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
In short The Government and its archaic sexually repressive laws IMHO

cheers
B....OZ

Re: Whose to blame for brit porn being the worst

Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:24 pm
by crofter
I think basically the british public should be reasonably happy with their lot, let?s face it the adult industy 2 or 3 years ago was in the hands of the pirates, well maybe we have moved the goalposts a wee bit and some of the pirates have found themselves in stronger positions and most of the other pirates have found themselves swimming against the tide, but at the end of the day the british product has suffered as mentioned by JP, but at least the choices are now set in motion by the likes of Rude Britannia and the others who have followed, Dover is basically an institution in British Porn but maybe the days spent wondering about Ben?s next release as to when it will be and who stars in it are probably going to die ... things move on!!