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I thought shrimping was toe play.

And the act of drinking man goo from a bum with the use of a straw was flelching?

Felching. "Flechling" is something Chevy Chase may have done. Or spawned.

Is this how you got into prawnography then?

Well, I've been accused of being a bottom feeder before now... and there's that pesky claws in my contract which forces me to make shit puns. I expect most people would krill to have a job like mine!

Sorry if I'm being shellfish.

I suppose there's a Crayz for everything.
You lucky bastards just make me feel crabby to be in the wrong line of work.

I haddock dream about doing that salmon chanted evening after a couple of bass in the pub. I thought it would be brill. But my girlfriend tends to clam up at all of that talk. Makes her into a right little snapper, too.

and u want me to meet u for a drink now.

no chance mate - i know what drinks u have in mind now!

Meet me instead.
I know all the good milkshake bars in town.

Look under M for MacDonalds....or MacGroyns.