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Is there any Nicola Holt action on dvd or vhs yet,if not when can we expect some?

I believe Uncle Ben has shot a scene with her in the last few days. So bestill your beating heart a while longer...

And boy what a scene it is. I've just settled down with a cup of Earl Grey and a nice plate of jammie dodgers to start editing it. A fine piece of slut-arse and that's for sure. She may look like a tree-hugging rusty bike, but appearances can be deceptive!!

Did she do Anal, Ben?

And when will it be released on dvd and any idea what it will be titled?

You betcha!!!

Just editing it now. Haven't thought of a title yet. Any ideas?

How about "Nicola Holt takes it up the arse"?

Im sick of your criptic titles Ben, i want to know who takes what up where

No Seriously "Bens Big Brother Bangers"

good news about the Anal, i actually like Nicola, variety is the spice of life and all that...;

"Big Ben Bangs Big Brother"

"Big Brother Banger"


Problem with Big Brother in the title is it might sound a bit incestious.

I think you should do a spoof of BB actually.
Get some Geordie giving it, "Dey fifty phwoar in tha Big Brutha Howse an' Ben is gettin' vexed."



By the way Ben, I've got this real old copy of Parade and your on one of the pages with 2 women.
You're wearing a T-shirt that says Rod Stewart on it.
It is you isn't it. Only difference being your spam javelin. It's like a snake wearing a sweater.

Must be early 80's. You have a spikey thing going on.
Is it a collectors thing?
Can you sign it for me?
Why not?

Ben it has to be:

Big Bugger!


No question.