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Do you think you could write a script for a feature porn movie ?

The project is is only in the embrionic stage at the moment and im already excited about it, we are looking for a script that is good enough to be turned into a feature length porn movie so put your creative heads on and get writing.

and if you come up with a script that you think fits the bill you can contact me at tatismoo@aol.com

Ian aka DD.

Hello Mr Dirty,

First things first, what do you mean by ?feature length??

There?s been quite a number of mainstream features recently topping the three hour mark. And multi-scene gonzo vids can fill up two-and-a-half hours easily. So is two hours plus what you have in mind?

Of course some feature length movies only last for ninety minutes or so. So is one-and-a-half hours more to your liking?

Bollywood movies go on for three hours easy. Sometimes four. So you see some lengths are longer than others.

But let?s leave that point and consider more important issues.

Number 1, The flavour of fuck-film you?re wanting to make.

Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, transsexual, solosexual, all-male, all-female, domination ? he by she, domination ? she by he, humiliation ? he by she by she and he and she dressed up as he, humiliation ? Iraqi prison, watersports, rubberwear, uniforms, little people, big people, wrinklies, amputees, paraplegics, parachutists, pooperchutists, well you get the idea.

It would be nice to have some notion of what you want.

Would all-male, rubberwear, little people, watersports sound like your cup of tea?

Number 2, Genre?

Drama, comedy, thriller, ghost story, science fiction, fantasy, period piece, martial arts, action/adventure, musical, animation, whodunit, etc, etc, etc.

Which one tickles your fancy, Nancy?

Rubberwear, little people, watersports, musical, ghost story, comedy, science fiction, whodunit.

Number 3, Pairings, rearings, group, grope and soap-on-a-rope.

Another important aspect would have to be the sex. One on one, two on one, one on two, one on none, in a bunch, out to lunch, on the throne, dog and bone, okay, I made those last three up but you get the idea.

How many sex scenes would you like the movie to have and how many performers in each scene?

Number 4, The story.

This aspect should be left up to the writer but it would be foolish to write a story about a woman academic researching female sexual fantasy amongst the housewives of darkest Manchester if what is really wanted is a science fiction, comedy, all-male, whodunit, featuring rubber wearing musical little people indulging in watersports while being haunted by a ghost.

So a few guidelines would be appreciated.

What about these?

90 minute movie. Hetero, mild bondage. Comedy. Six sex scenes. 2 Male / Female. 1 Male / Male / Female. 1 Male / Female / Female. 1 Female (solo). 1 Male / Male / Female / Female / Female. Urban setting. 4 female characters ? 1 non-sex. 3 male characters. 18 inebriated ferret characters and 1 geriatric goose. Note: the goose and ferrets are optional.

Consider this Mr Dirty, if you don?t know what you want how does anyone else know what to give you?

Writers hate working on a script for weeks, months, years sometimes, just to have a producer say, ?But where?s the dwarf, the rubber and the ghost??

Peace.

KennySue.

If DD tells you what the characters, plot, storyline and so on is...why would he want you to then write the script, he could just do it himself!

The idea is clearly for people to come up with their own different (but practical) ideas and help the man produce something that is different to his own ideas and hopefully appeals to all. After all if it is written by someone who is a fan of porn rather than a producer of porn there can be no excuses for it being more in tune with what porn fans want?

Length is a good point I agree but there are certainly no issues there when it comes to DD! Use your imagination, get some basic ideas down and email DD with them, if you are on the right track spend the time fleshing it out...how about that?

Guy walks in to room, say's hello to girl at desk, they fuck......I know it is a little ruff around the edge but I think it will work. Remember I have copyright on this one.

Jason

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Jasons girl from first scene, wipes cum off face walks into her bosses office they fuck.

Two scenes down this script writing is easy.

Zorro

P.S. I'll have copyright on that scene

I'm just being me and it is early evening when I have started my conversation with the the Rt.Hon J.Walker and Lo & Behold - in walk two(or three)magnificent sexy ladies who want to take advantage of my poor old battered body..............................................(But can they SUCCEED???!!!)

Feature length? we could make a series out of it.(You provide insurance)??

After they fuck, girl gets hungry and orders a pizza....you know what happens next.

I'll have the copyright on this one. (yes I know it's been done a thousand times)!


OOOh and I know one about a plumber too! And they could have a pool on the top floor of their office block which needs cleaning.....