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Hi, long time reader - first time poster (Well, to this thread, anyway.)

How far away from the top does this thread need to be before Bumpage is required?

It's in 5th place - just four from the top? Is that too close for Bumping to occur? Should I wait until it's ten places from the Top? Or should I bump now?

Advice or assistance would be appreciated. Thank you.

Anyroad, while I await a reply may I just say that Harmony Hex is a very Gorgeous and Gracious and Glorious Woman?

Well, I'm going to anyway! Ahem.

Harmony Hex is a very Gorgeous and Gracious and Glorious Woman!

Thank you Mr Truth.

Whatever. Hmmm. Ok, whatever it is.

Googling "whatever"

1st result of about 235,000,000:

Whatever : Taunting the Tauntable Since 1998
Whatever is the personal site of author John Scalzi.

100th result of about 235,000,000:

Open Space World ? Whatever happens…
John Engle began a lively discussion of the “Whatever happens in the only thing that could have” principle in late April on the OSlist. And it is continuing! Here is how it all began:

900th result of about 235,000,000:

Genuine gay guy looking for friendship and whatever Petts Wood ...
Date: Friday 29th June
Im genuine horny gay guy in Petts Wood, between Bromley and Orpington. im Passive 35 years old (look younger), 32 waist, 38 chest, 5'10 tall.

Should I repeat the search with the omitted results included?

Joke #1:

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking ass."
Then he noticed a beautiful blonde sitting two stools away. Immediately, he apologized for his bad language.
"That's okay," she said, "If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose my fucking car."

Joke #2:

Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation. They begin to talk and bring each other up to date. The conversation covers their husbands, their children, homes, etc and finally gets around to their sex lives.

Sue says "It's OK. We get it on every week or so but it's no big adventure, how's yours?"

Sally replies "It's just great, ever since we got into S&M."
Sue is aghast. "Really Sally, I never would have guessed that you would go for that."
"Oh, sure," says Sally, "He snores while I masturbate."

Joke #3:

The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested an audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment, and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome." In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.

Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe." This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

Dopey turns back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?" After consulting with his advisors, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding the floor - tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting:

Dopey shagged a penguin!"
Dopey shagged a penguin!"
Dopey shagged a penguin!"