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What?s the difference between a cupboard and a cabinet? You don?t need to have been previously sacked for being a national security risk to get into a cupboard.

Another day another fuck up

Spaffer Johnson claims 'huge numbers' of people are returning to offices with no evidence.

Spaffer Johnson has two arse holes & speaks out of both of them, but I have no evidence ..

Another day another fuck up

BREAKING NEWS.

Spaffer Johnson has tested positive for being a useless, fat bastard.

Another day, another fuck up.

Spaffer Johnson backtracks on meeting group for Covid-19 bereaved
PM appeared to agree on Sky News to meet justice campaigners but now says it is ?regrettably not possible?.

Not only a useless bastard but a coward as well.


Another day, another fuck up.

I can't understand it. How can a man who has destroyed every single relationship he's ever had by his lies and deceitful behaviour and has been sacked from both his professions for telling lies turn out to be as bad as this?

To the Tories voted for Johnson because they thought he would be fun.

How's that working out for you?


Another day, another fuck up.

PMQs

Your boy took one hell of a beating again today LOL.

Then Hat Mancock had to top it off with another U turn!


Another day, another fuck up.

A postcode search of the government's coronavirus test booking service reveals:

People with symptoms living in London are being directed between 50 and 135 miles away, including to testing sites in Cardiff and the Isle of Wight

A postcode in Devon was directed to a testing centre 109 miles away in Carmarthen

One in Worthing was directed 40 miles away

One in Cumbria was sent 50 miles away to Dumfries.

You couldn't make this stuff up.

Another day, another fuck up.

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Got to feel a bit sorry for Spaffer Johnson this morning over the latest Novichok poisoning.

If the Spaffer comes down too hard on Russia Putin might not fix the next election for him.


Another day, another fuck up.