Spaffer Johnson's Government

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Strange world....


Am I the only one who wonders why Dominic Cummings received no punishment for breaking the law "to protect his children" whereas parents whose instinct is to protect their children by keeping them off school will face a fine and possible imprisonment?

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Strange world..


Piers Corbyn fined ?10,000 for breaking 'coronavirus laws' at a rally in London (fair enough).

Dominic Cummings breaks coronavirus laws - twice - during a national lockdown and also 'tested his eyesight' while driving = police take no action and he keeps his job. (I wonder why?)


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In the latest example of abnormal Government spending during the Coronavirus crisis, two contracts worth a total of ?8.4 million have been awarded to a dormant company with one director.

Government documents released yesterday show that two contracts for the delivery of hand sanitiser were awarded to Taeg Energy Limited, on behalf of the Department of Health and Social Care (DHSC).

The first contract began and ended on 19 April ? at a time when 1,000 people a day were dying in the UK from COVID-19 ? suggesting the delivery of one bulk order. The value of this contract was ?4.208 million and was replicated the very next day through a second, identical contract.

However, just a couple of months before these huge contracts were awarded, on 25 February Companies House published Taeg Energy?s accounts, listing the firm as dormant. The Companies House records show that the business has just one director, Matthew Gowing, and has been dormant since May 2017. In fact, the company doesn?t seem to have traded at all since it was founded in May 2016, with its net assets standing at ?100,000 ? the amount of share capital allocated to the business when it was formed.

Despite this, Taeg Energy was entrusted with delivering millions of pounds of hand sanitiser to the NHS during the epicentre of a pandemic.


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If it is safe for children to be in schools and office workers to be in their offices, then why is the Conservatives conference being held online?

As ever, the bedrock of the Tories is lies and hypocrisy.

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Spaffer Johnson latest...


People are going back across the country in huge numbers. Huge numbers. Huge, I tell you! Huge!!

World class!!! Massive!!!

HUGE!!!

Like my lard arse....

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Latest government position on next year's exams...


"A decision on whether or not to delay next year?s GCSE and A-level exams will be made soon"

"We're just waiting to see what Nicola does".

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The Conservative party.....

"Get back to the office, stop working from home"

"Get the kids back to school, or face a fine"

Also the Conservative Party....

'Conservative Party Conference 2020
The Conservative Party Conference 2020 has cancelled and will become a virtual event'

Do as we say not as we do.

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"Gavin Williamson has all the authority of a geography supply teacher and Boris Johnsons is a man made for simpler times"

Jeremy Paxman


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Dear Parents,

The Prime Minister says you must send your children back to school this week, no ifs and no buts.

It is vital for our nation that you trust and obey this instruction from the PM, who has only your children?s best interests at heart. Then, when the kids are off your hands, you must get back to work in the office, to help the economy by protecting the value of commercial property portfolios and by spending money in Pret a Manger.

We assure you that we have gone to huge lengths to put a protective ring around children in schools, the same as we did for care homes, and your children will be almost completely safe from Covid-19 while they are at school, unless the teachers mess up, in which case you?ll know who to blame.

Don?t forget to ensure that your children wear or don?t wear face coverings, according to government guidance of the moment.

You may rest assured that we will always make the best decisions concerning your children?s education and welfare, with no U-turn, no change.

Yours robustly,

Gavin Williamson

P.S. If you are interested in buying a fireplace, I can offer you a fine selection at the most attractive prices.

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How many Conservatives does it take to change a lightbulb?

None ... we've outsourced changing lightbulbs to some of Dominic Cummings' mates for a ?90 million contract without due tendering process ... hahaha - we're not responsible for lightbulbs anymore!


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