Re: Especially for you, Steve
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 4:49 pm
ive learnt more on this site and whirligig than i did at school.
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Re: Especially for you, Steve
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 4:50 pm
At least your teachers got PAID, Steve.........
Re: Especially for you, Steve
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 4:57 pm
"Don't you turn up your antennae at that---there're moths in India that would be glad of that!"
Re: Especially for you, Steve
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 5:09 pm
Exactly.
There's starving invertebrates all over the world, and you have the bare-faced cheek to want jam on it, wot many wasps would give one of their legs and even a bit of sting for, it's like a pet lobster I had once, he'd only eat Beluga caviare and Heinz Salad Cream, cheeky fucker, so I said to him, 'on yer chelipeds, son, get aht there and earn a bleedin' livin'.......never had that trouble with prawns, they'd happily eat whatever you put in front of them, even if it killed them. Very obliging critter, yer prawn. A bit thick, but very accommodating........
There's starving invertebrates all over the world, and you have the bare-faced cheek to want jam on it, wot many wasps would give one of their legs and even a bit of sting for, it's like a pet lobster I had once, he'd only eat Beluga caviare and Heinz Salad Cream, cheeky fucker, so I said to him, 'on yer chelipeds, son, get aht there and earn a bleedin' livin'.......never had that trouble with prawns, they'd happily eat whatever you put in front of them, even if it killed them. Very obliging critter, yer prawn. A bit thick, but very accommodating........
Re: Especially for you, Steve
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 5:21 pm
I liked "A group of British Moth Enthusiasts " , but I bet they swat any wasps that get in their house .
Re: Especially for you, Steve
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 5:34 pm
'Group' is probably a slight exaggeration.
A bloke, his bicycle, binoculars, and his very ugly fat wife, more like.
A bloke, his bicycle, binoculars, and his very ugly fat wife, more like.
Re: Especially for you, Steve
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 6:29 pm
The Prawn may be very Obliging, but what about the nasty wankers, the normal everyday Fly, you see around most households during Early Spring through Late Autumn?
Them pesky little fuckers, DON'T EVER try to SPLATT them, if you SPLATT them, as they DIE, they release a Toxic Chemical spray, estimated at over 300 differant toxins. Albeit the Toxic Gas released is small, it's still Toxic Fumes.
My Answer, I bide my time, with a plethora of Bug Catchers, Containers & assorted devices, to catch them ALIVE & unharmed, for the moment. Then when I have a few of them Dirty Little Fuckers trapped, I release all of them, into the sink, filled with BOILING HOT WATER, they die virtually instantainious, so that way they release NO Toxic Gasses, & there are NO SPLATT marks on the walls/floors/ceilings in my house
Them pesky little fuckers, DON'T EVER try to SPLATT them, if you SPLATT them, as they DIE, they release a Toxic Chemical spray, estimated at over 300 differant toxins. Albeit the Toxic Gas released is small, it's still Toxic Fumes.
My Answer, I bide my time, with a plethora of Bug Catchers, Containers & assorted devices, to catch them ALIVE & unharmed, for the moment. Then when I have a few of them Dirty Little Fuckers trapped, I release all of them, into the sink, filled with BOILING HOT WATER, they die virtually instantainious, so that way they release NO Toxic Gasses, & there are NO SPLATT marks on the walls/floors/ceilings in my house
Re: Especially for you, Steve
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 6:31 pm
I know, i am a Caring & concerned Murderer of household bugs, but hey, who wants to have a Toxic Fume filled house with plenty of splatt marks eveywhere during the warm months of the year ?
Re: Especially for you, Steve
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 6:32 pm
bluebottles are a pain in the arse too.
Re: Especially for you, Steve
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 6:33 pm
I outgun the bastards, using a toxic fly-killer of me own devising, it's got anthrax and hydrochloric acid and Carling Black label, it's really really deadly, and the coughing-fits go away after a an hour or two and the doctors say the scarring isn't permanent, and I've only suffered a couple of second-degree burns when the spray-gun backfired.....