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Re: The problem with UK porn

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 6:51 am
by nachovx
>>>>>>>>>> The World is just a great Big Onion


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT alas, we're only a Charlotte !!!!!!!!!

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Re: The problem with UK porn

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 9:23 am
by Marino
The problem I find with U.K porn, is no matter whatever I wear on set, my bum always looks big.

Re: The problem with UK porn

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:40 pm
by Heathray
Several recurring problems.

Too few really attractive girls. Very few Brit porn stars are beautiful.

Very low production values. Entire series of films/shows using the same set.

Wanker cameramen who insist being in the shots, cracking jokes etc. Smack my bitch up being a prime example. If I want comedy I'll watch Bill Hicks or Peter Kay.

Producers thinking they are more important than the films they produce. Its a Fred Bloggs prom featuring several nonentities but hey look, my name is on the sleeve!

Too much gonzo/amateur stuff.

2 or 3 actresses in almost every fucking film. I am sick of the sight of AL, FR etc.

Lack of lingerie, stylish clothes etc.

Re: The problem with UK porn

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 5:51 pm
by joe king
'Wanker cameramen who insist being in the shots, cracking jokes etc. Smack my bitch up being a prime example. If I want comedy I'll watch Bill Hicks or Peter Kay.

Producers thinking they are more important than the films they produce. Its a Fred Bloggs prom featuring several nonentities but hey look, my name is on the sleeve!'


Oh my god - is that also One Eyed Jack?

I Recently saw some 'public' sex scenes in car - OEJ getting blown by Claire Brown, bewigged Shakina and Claire Brown in car - strappon lesbian.
Risky sex or what?


~~~~~joe king~~~~~





Re: The problem with UK porn

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 6:07 pm
by joe king
Forgot to say that some of the scenes with Michelle Thorne were really good . She is a good performer (or am I stating the obvious here)?

~~~~~joe king~~~~~





Re: The problem with UK porn

Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 9:24 pm
by one eyed jack
Well, if Heathray was referring to me then fair enough. At least he's stated why after trashing me this time. It's not for everyone as I've stated on more than one occasion. One Eyed Jack is my company/ brand name and I can't remember the last time I took precedent over the performer(s). I'll be the first to admit I was only a performer by default. I'm not a star.

My stuff has always been in a reality based vein since I started whenever ago. Guilty as charged your honour...Mind you Heathray didnt single me out by name, so I'm sure I'm not the only one guilty. I'm not taking a beatdown for all thats bad about UK porn...and believe me, I've never always insisted on being in the shots.

Besides, it must have been considered popular for the Arbiter Bros to adopt this cameramen getting involved in the scene thing. I don't hear too much complaints about the Shag My Bitch Up series either so they can't be doing too bad out of it...

Re: The problem with UK porn

Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:49 am
by RetroDon
Small Island, limited market.
Also, consider this those that moan about the "chavvy" birds... The acceptability of porn has come about by lad/laddette culture. Like it or not, if things were the same as they were 20 years, which is what some seem to want, the appeal of porn would be a lot more limited than it is, the market would would be smaller and there'd be very few girls doing it as it would be still highly "taboo".
Hence there'd be fewer of you lot making a living from it!

Re: The problem with UK porn

Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:14 am
by RetroDon
No, amongst the age group, say 16-30, porn is part of life, totally acceptable. I'm not saying they sit around watching UK Student House instead of I'm A Celebrity etc etc, but, believe you me, as a single 30 year old guy, the changes in attitudes towards sex and sexual acts, particuarly from young women, has changed considerably over the last 10 years, more notably over the last 5. Things they've seen on a dvd or satellite show, they'll put into practice... I'm not complaining!