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This must be Rebecca Lee, she makes me want to brew some tea.
I've had some drink and to be quite frank, I think I'd rather have a wank.

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This is Charlie number 2, see what she can do for you...

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Here's young Donna, just for you, now I'm off to make a brew..
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Since I cannot make a noise like a tiger, could you just assume I successfully did so after seeing those pics of Ms Hex.

Nurse! The screen wipes!

A tribute to Lizard.

Porn and Tea: the ode.
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This is what I say to you, make yourself a lovely brew,
If that doesn't ease the pain, just think of lovely Sandie Caine.

If you feel I'm talking bollocks, make a pot of lovely Horlicks,
don't even consider going gay, put on a flick and watch Our Faye.

All these babes are so damn hot, so whilst you brew the 2nd pot,
as you launder your cum-stained kecks, remember to blame Wee Miss Hex.

You may go on the old Darjeeling, and have that terrible sinking feeling,
your money and spirit are fading fast, because of all that shite on babecast.

It is a dire price to pay, so go and knock up some Earl Grey,
If you ever have any porno pinings, remember and brew some lovely Twinings*,
If there's no tea you mucky pup, take a drink from Lara Latex's furry cup,
if you must- down a dram, for God's sake don't sign up to K*****gram.

Alicias nips?, or PG Tips?,
Tea over porn all the way.







Rhyming couplets. Wittering shite. Tired, and can't help it. !wink!













* Fruit Infusions. 4 great flavours in a 20-pack.

OT's new poet laureate.

!blush!

Not as good as the stuff from my 60's period........

!tumbleweed!