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Reggie Perrin wrote:

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Oh Reggie. You say the nicest things.

- Eric

When he does eventually die do you think it's going to be like Lady Di all over again ?

I mean will they break-in to Radio and TV news programmes to deliver the news ?

Will they cancel all comedy programmes and just play sombre music for days and days ?

Just wondering.

OK Issue 666 - Number of the Beast!!! !shocked! Don't say I fucking didn't tell you she is the anti-christ and wot not.

Seriously who other than the "Goody Family" would want a memorial issue printed BEFORE their loved one trotted off this earth??
Then the thought occurs Ka-Ching another couple of hundred thousand quid for the little angels and Tweedy and Clifford - these cunts know no bounds to the people they upset whilst royally cashin in on someones suffering - but no doubt she would approve of it.

Did you see that Mother Goody (that vile woman who was in a 'celebrity' Big Brother series along with Goody Junior herself a few years ago) was in the papers today. She showed up at Goody Junior's lair in Essex and then went outside so the paps would snap her in tears - rather than either be in tears in another room in the lair or go behind a wall and sob in private. Her PR people would have told her to stand where the paps would get her - assuming she was even in tears at all and not just putting it on for the snappers.

I always remember that series of Big Brother when Goody and her mother (two of the most revolting women imaginable) went into the BB house. The other housemates were told to wait on the two Goody's and serve them food. One of the housemates walked out and left the BB house for good. He said in the diary room: "I don't see why I should take orders from, and run around for, that replusive person and her repulsive mother". He took the words right out of my mouth. . He hit the nail on the head - they are horrible, vile individuals.

I heard the news today, only the headline. I think it is appaling this woman got this much coverage, when you consider our dead solidiers dont get this much support from the media, or from senior politicians. Gordon Brown apparently gave a tribute to Goody today. I mean, why? Who was she? A total nobody. I bet Max Clifford is annoyed she popped-off today rather than in a week's time - think how much more money he, and members of the Goody family (like her mother and her pretend husband) could have made if she had survived a bit longer!

Your apathy re Jade goody is in stark contrast to the appeals for reassurance and empathy when it comes to such a minor procedure as a cystoscopy.

I could make jokes about this cystoscopy being your only chance of seeing the inside of a cunt, but I won't. That would be childish (even if close to the truth).

Eric is a sex god par excellence.

I read recently that the whole of the London Borough of Islington want to have sex with him.

Sam, it's got nothing to do with trying to get laid, it's about ridding myself of quite a lot of pain. Not pleasant to have a pain down below 24/7.