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Re: Bitch Slap - Contestants
Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:59 pm
by Sam Slater
Speedy Gonzales v Road Runner
Yeeba-yeeba......undalay-undalay!
Re: Bitch Slap - Contestants
Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:16 pm
by Sam Slater
Federer v Sampras(in his prime)
secret sooty information
Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:23 pm
by laralatex
I wouldl ike you all to know (and this IS true) that Jimslip used to be the lighting designer for The Sooty Stage Extravaganza. He toured around the UK with Sooty et al. Jim says that Sooty was a bastard and Sue was a diva off stage. The pinnacle of his career (jim's not Sootys) was Sooty's Circus staged at the Mayfair Theatre in 1982.
However, he killed the illusion for many a child when the U.V lights went out and all the kids saw the men moving the puppets around.
Re: secret sooty information
Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:34 pm
by Trumpton
I've always had my suspicions about Sooty's authenticity - I've felt that for some time a human hand is involved!!
Re: secret sooty information
Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:46 pm
by fudgeflaps
...........and Sue got pregnant.
Rumour is that Matthew had a hand in it.
!tumbleweed!
Re: Bitch Slap - Contestants
Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:31 pm
by Ebeneezer
Mark Bolan vs an oak tree.
Re: Bitch Slap - Contestants
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:23 am
by ATS
Richard v Judy
Re: Bitch Slap - Contestants
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:06 pm
by Trumpton
Men v Motors.
Re: Bitch Slap - Contestants
Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:06 pm
by Snake Diamond
Cynthia Rothrock vs Eminem.
!laugh!