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Re: Bump - O/T Forum Keepie Uppie - A new game!!

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A great song

[i]I used to spend a lot of time criticizing Islam on here in the noughties - but things are much better now.[/i]
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Re: Bump - O/T Forum Keepie Uppie - A new game!!

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Not a bad movie either.
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TBT, Carac, Wazza, Liz, Trumpton, Slater et al....

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Here's one.

Go up to the top.

Click 'search'.

Set the first scrollbar to 'all forums'.

Check 'author' only, uncheck the other two.

Type in 'chrisd'.

The amount of posts...............! Asking for pics, contact details.................

..........unreal!!!!

!confused!

I can't get to sleep and was a little bored.............

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Re: TBT, Carac, Wazza, Liz, Trumpton, Slater et al....

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And that's not including the one deleted tonight.
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Re: TBT, Carac, Wazza, Liz, Trumpton, Slater et al

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I've never really got why some want to find out names and locations.

If I see an attractive woman getting done up the arse on dvd, that's enough for me. I couldn't give a shite what her real name was, or what town she come from.

What gives?

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Sleeping aid

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Try counting ringing endorsements for the metric system; if that doesn't put you to sleep, nothing will.
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Re: TBT, Carac, Wazza, Liz, Trumpton, Slater et al

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Nail -------------hit on---------------------> head.

!bow!

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Re: Sleeping aid

Post by fudgeflaps »

Thanks, Sam.

I'm going to nick that idea and sell it as an audio self-help CD at Borders, narrated by Nigel Mansell.

It's a sure-fire sleeper hit.

I will, I will, be rich.

*laughs like evil-baddie-from-Inspector-Gadget-whose-face-you-never-see*

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I name this brave thread................Alex.

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Wee Alex.

Like his illustrious namesake, Alex "Hurricane" Higgins, this thread has been written off, and people expect him to die.

Yet Alex survives, defying all the odds, lovingly tended to by his sisters, Carac, Sammy Slater, TBT, Lizard and Fudgie. NandoRick contribute various artworks from his museum, and one of Alex's old flames, Harmony Hex, often visits him with talk of bananas and doggy-star pyjamas.

Alex survived a poisoning attempt by ex-President Warren, as Alex's propaganda was against WZR doctrine. Having survived the horrors of Cumbernauld, a cesspit colony of anti-WZRites, Alex is still going strong.

Alex the thread's highest snooker break is 142, and can down 25 gins in 6.8 seconds. Alex is going for a billiards-style 'thread-break' of over 1,000 which, in keeping with the conventions of billiards in the old days, may take several weeks.

Alex the thread's best drinking-buddy thread, codenamed Oliver Reed, has not yet been conceived yet.

!confused!

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