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Some wise words of the Chinese:

-Man with hand in pocket feel all cocky.

-Man with itchy nuts wake up with smelly hands.

-Man who fall behind car get exhausted; man who fall in front of car get tyred.

-Before enlightenment, I chopped wood and carried water; after enlightenment, I chopped wood and carried water.

-Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

-Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

-War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

-Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

-Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

-Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

''Actress who want big part must have big part''

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This is a hard as nails, thread, Fudgey. It doesn't want Lucozade---it demands Newcastle Brown Ale, and curry.

Stop neglecting this thread!

What was that ridiculous made-up dance craze of the 1970s? Ah yes, the Bump.

good morning everyone. last night at work then im back at home. wooo hooo

im not feeling well today can i have some sympathy please?

You can have sympathy, tea, Lucozade, grapes (but no bananas), and whatever else makes you happy, Harmony. Get better soon.