The UK porn scene is dead/dying because

[jj]

No, you're perfectly correct.

[Officer Dibble]

Er no. But now you come to mention it, it would have loads of mainstream appeal; maybe we could release it as an R18 special? I'll have a word with Remington.

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[jj]

I was happy to pay for them, and enjoyed them considerably: so you're wrong- again.

[jj]

He hasn't seen them, so his opinion is in this instance worthless.
As one who has, his assessment of the content/style is totally off the mark.

[jj]

...and slagged-off pretty much everyone else, by omission, by inclusion in a sweeping generalisation, or by implication.

[Officer Dibble]

Hold on, I did categorically state that I hadn't seen them and was just pointing out that I couldn't be bothered to make the effort of seeing them as the publicity blurb and literature (electronic or otherwise) suggested that it was just another load of the same stuff and same faces we have been collectively fed for the past 2 years. These productions maybe the best thing since sliced bread and if that proved to be the case I would publicly eat my hat for jumping to conclusions. However, the video cover that one of these outfits trumpeted a short while back did not imbue me with confidence - 4 or 5 particularly scrawny blondes on the cover. The thought that immediately jumped to my mind was - "You have got to be jesting."

Dibble.

[Officer Dibble]

"so you're wrong- again."

The Officer WRONG? And more than once? Dude, this does not compute.

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[vila]

Sarah Daykin, Louise Muirhead, Sarah Wright, Laura Biggs, Rebekah Teasdale, Kellemarie, Chanta Rose, Tia, Laura Jones, Rebekah Jordan, Rebecca Lee, Rebecca Irwin, Natalie Sloss, Elen Coles, Tamara Noon, Andrea Spinks, Natasha Vale, Adele Stephens, Sammy-Jayne, Karina Currie, Karina Clarke, Layla Jade, Jessie J, Laura Ranger, Valencia Diaz, Angel Long, Baby, Amy Ball . . . . . gawd, the list is endless, but you should be able to pick a decent cast out of that lot for starters.

[Officer Dibble]

Yep, recon I could. Let's see what we come up with.


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[pedro]

Yep yep yep..

Don't care who Larry (gimme sum money) Flint has got showin' for him. The best thing about brit porn, is that it looks so unscripted. And the bird's actually look like their luvin' it. Euro porn too. God bless the Euro!!