"Fiona Cooper" closing down!

[Pervert]

The sad thing is the ones who work for him, then promptly give up altogether. Some beautiful, sexy women who do one FC video, then vanish.*

(*note, nothing sinister about their disappearances from the scene suggested).

[Trumpton]

Alice In Blunderland wrote:

> Amazing this guy has lasted 20 years

Apparently "celebrating" 30 years in the biz this month.

[mex]

Despite the fact he is 100% a total cunt, the man's a genius and you know it. Filmed thousands of fit birds over the years, shaggedor been blown off by most of them and has got rich in the process, selling it to guys like us.
That's genius considering how fat, ugly and shit at shagging he is.

[Trumpton]

mex wrote:

> Despite the fact he is 100% a total cunt, the man's a genius
> and you know it. Filmed thousands of fit birds over the years,
> shaggedor been blown off by most of them and has got rich in
> the process, selling it to guys like us.
> That's genius considering how fat, ugly and shit at shagging he
> is.

And that an inordinate high percentage of 'fit birds' had to be zonked out before they would let him anywhere near them.

And not forgetting his sojourn at Her Majesty's pleasure.

[paul markham]

As someone who ran a competing company to him, there never was a "fiona cooper" to my knowledge it was a man, I can tell you.
It was marketing.

He spent a small fortune on advertising.

Astral Blue videos were far better, but if I show samples here I will be spamming. LOL

http://www.paulmarkham.com/temp/9887_salim.wmv

[Trumpton]

Alice In Blunderland wrote:

> I can only really remember seeing his adverts around 1988 in
> the Sport, not sure if the company started earlier than that
> though.

In the beginning - the early years - "Fiona" sold just photosets.

[paul markham]

He used to advertise full or double page spreads in all the mens magazines in the 90s. The sad thing is he never really got a presence on the Internet.