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Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 7:53 pm
by planeterotica
Its the way i tell them !wink!
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:02 pm
by Dick Moby
I'm just watching an old episode of Red Dwarf, surely nobody could find that offensive.
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:16 pm
by mutanthalibut
Ken Dodd's dads dog died
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:30 pm
by mutanthalibut
A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman..
"Can I have a pint of............
...................beer please"
"Yes" says the barman "why the big pause".
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:33 pm
by mutanthalibut
A guy goes into a bar and asks for a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:36 pm
by mutanthalibut
A White horse goes into a bar and the barman says " we have a drink named after you"
The horse replies "What,.... Dave?"
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:38 pm
by mutanthalibut
A dyslexic man goes into a bra....
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:39 pm
by mutanthalibut
2 condoms walk past a gay bar.... one says "shall we go in there and get shit faced"
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:47 pm
by mutanthalibut
A guy goes into a bar with a giraffe. They have ten pints each and the giraffe falls over.
The guy starts to walk out and the barman yells "Hey, you can't leave that lying there"
The guy yells back "Fuck off, it's a giraffe"
Re: Whats THE best joke,ever?
Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:56 pm
by planeterotica
This is not a joke, what was the first car ever invented a Ford maybe, no a Triumph and its in the Bible where it says : and Moses came down from the mountain in his Triumph !wink!