Whats THE best joke,ever?

[planeterotica]

Its the way i tell them !wink!

[Dick Moby]

I'm just watching an old episode of Red Dwarf, surely nobody could find that offensive.

[mutanthalibut]

Ken Dodd's dads dog died

[mutanthalibut]

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman..

"Can I have a pint of............





...................beer please"

"Yes" says the barman "why the big pause".

[mutanthalibut]

A guy goes into a bar and asks for a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy

[mutanthalibut]

A White horse goes into a bar and the barman says " we have a drink named after you"

The horse replies "What,.... Dave?"

[mutanthalibut]

A dyslexic man goes into a bra....

[mutanthalibut]

2 condoms walk past a gay bar.... one says "shall we go in there and get shit faced"

[mutanthalibut]

A guy goes into a bar with a giraffe. They have ten pints each and the giraffe falls over.

The guy starts to walk out and the barman yells "Hey, you can't leave that lying there"

The guy yells back "Fuck off, it's a giraffe"

[planeterotica]

This is not a joke, what was the first car ever invented a Ford maybe, no a Triumph and its in the Bible where it says : and Moses came down from the mountain in his Triumph !wink!