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There was a time when Oxford and Glasgow were the murder capitals of the country (well, if Morse and Taggart were to be believed); nowadays it's Sun Hill and some rural English area.

This may have been what got Holden upset:



Woody's parenthetical exception.

I'll have to be hitting my scratcher soon. Working tomorrow---sorry, later today!

I learned my Science by avoiding it at school(year 9 drop out)

Although people used to call me Beaker(for what reason I don't know)

I would have thought you learned your science from Poo Bear

cheers
B....OZ

Crackers you total crawly bum lick.
Never had a deletion.
You've gotta wear it like colours bra. To have a deletion puts you in the gang.

Next thing, you'll be asking if you can carry Woddy's porno's home and offering to warm his seat.

You aint down wit' da homies in da hood ma jockie.

I do love Wooders though. He's the only mod that comes on and talks down to you like a true train spotter or like Rimmer from Red Dwarf;

"Holden, you are in violation of rule 26752482 of the faq. Porn corp directive 8653948 states I must talk slowly and in a patronising voice like teacher until you feel so ashamed you slit your wrists."

"But Wood, I've only got an electric razor."

"I don't care....bastard"

"Fair enough, I may not die, but at least my wrists will be smooth and kissable....SANDIE"

I learned science from me Uncle Jamal.
He always knew what chemicals to mix to get out of his skull.

I can only think of three reasons for you to have got that nickname:

Hairstyle
Vocal sounds
You're a muppet

Don't think option three is likely, so fess up---hair or high-pitched voice?

It's not my fault I can't get deleted. God knows, I haven't tried.