Piers Morgan - Sacked

[Holden MacGroyn]

Is this the bit where I turn into S56?

Ok, ok, I got the hang of this.


coco pops.
nice arnt they. (sp delib)

[Holden MacGroyn]

No, I said it to you in front of your mummy.
I was like, "Magoo, don't make me have to slap you like a ginger haired step child."

And Ma Bacon was like, "I divva keyaar. Gwannan 'it tha bas'turd."
So I was like, "Er...what?"

[Holden MacGroyn]

Well I tried the polite way of saying it, and now I'll resort to your level of understanding.
You're an arrogant overblown prick with an over-enflated ego.

You're about as popular with your views as a dose of the clap.
Why mince words, you're a cunt.
Fuck off you child.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Actually, my previous will get deleted no doubt so I'll try a toned down version to keep.

You complain people don't argue properly and resort to your low level, but then when they do argue properly, you're retarded brain doesn't register and goes back to your contradictary phase.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Not at all, I just slip into this tourettic pair of pyjamas with ease.
You ammuse me because you're such a pedant.
I love the way you try to appear smart and educated.
Whereas you are an O level drop out.
Scratch that, more like CSE failure.
Like I said before, you have issues.