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It's Lord Archer of WestonSuperMare to you two.

Must dash just got to lick the Governor's shoe's. The bash out the next ten chapters of my latest block buster: "How to win friends & influence people", based on my life story. Then it's down to the gym to see Nasher Miles knock seven bells out of Hard Nails McNesh. Then it's Block 7's knitting classes. Hell it's a hard life doing time at her Majesty's Pleasure (Gawd Bless Her)

Don't think so Mate

They pay their way through tourism no end..trust me

We're trying to put together our own royal family in Australia purely for economic reasons you understand

cheers
B...OZ

Seem to remember a Aussie Premier who did think he was royal, Paul Keating?

Yep with out the Royals this fair old country would not get all them tourists that we do get.....brings in millions, so that good ole Tony & Gordon can send our troops off to war, but can't pay for O.A.P's to have their houses insulated against the cold next winter! Crazy huh?

God, 1:20 ??? Christ. I'm not sure I can do that but if I'm a little over-serious then I'll try my bestest.

I don't have a problem with seriousness, it's everybody else.
{As in: I'm not mad, it's the others....]