UKAP Male Auditions 20th August: CANCELLED!

[one eyed jack]

Nascar dont be listening to Kenis challenge. Wrong time. Wrong place.

Let loose at the next auditions.

The venue we've hired wont lend itself to being a fuck fest.

To quote the song:

"We dont have to take our clothes off to have a good time" seems apt here.

A rap across your knuckles with a wooden ruler for mischief making Mr Styles.

[Keni]

one eyed jack wrote:

> Nascar dont be listening to Kenis challenge. Wrong time. Wrong
> place.
>
> Let loose at the next auditions.
>
> The venue we've hired wont lend itself to being a fuck fest.
>
> To quote the song:
>
> "We dont have to take our clothes off to have a good time"
> seems apt here.
>
> A rap across your knuckles with a wooden ruler for mischief
> making Mr Styles.
>
>

!shrug! It wasnt me... !doh!

[laralatex]

You're right Jig, they think of shagging the bird first and forget how many crew are watching/working about 10cm from their butts. Forgetting that they may costing us a fortune to lose a shooting day and all is costs, just cos they saw Natalie, susie, angel et al and thought, i'd love to poke her. Then when reality sets in and they realise that its not a dream and they'll have to perform for natalie, susie, angel et al (no reason at all why ii chose their names, they're hot girls IMHO) they flake out. We don't bite really guys.

Any emails i receive on a monday are timewasters, They've just had the beer goggles and boys/girl/partner ravado on.

Well done you 4 coming through last years auditions unscathed....until you met me !wink!

[jimslip]

You said:

"shame there arent as many girls falling over themselves to get into porn as there are guys."

Girls are more business like and pragmatic, when they make a decision to do porn, they just get on and do it. Most guys seem to always have some fucking issue going on, they do a scene and keep a hard on for 5 minutes and expect a fanfare and bunting to be hung out for them.

I hate to have to say this, but the best guys I've found are in Hungary, they've done 100's of films are good looking and

They have no issues
Good sense of humour
Enthusiastic
Always game to enact any part
Actually look desperate to shag rather than bored.

I think they are like this ecause in their minds they are motivated by money first and then the sex.

Here, it's the thought of the sex first and of course this will guarantee their failure in a scene.

[Altosax]

I might have a go at this myself. Got to see if i can get the cash first trouble is is my age a barrier? I'm 45 look pretty fit though.