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Well, this thread just got a bit weird.

It's not sure whether Worrall Thompson will be charged with brieking and entering.

The police asked Worrall Thompson if the habit of nicking cheese had got out of hand. He said "yeah, you could say it gruyere".

Apparently when he got arrested he went all Yorkshire on the police "Eeeee dam".

When the police approached him, apparently he was very friendly, saying "Halloumi old chums".

They arrested Worrall Thompson for stealing cheese and having a height enhancing device on. Yes he had a stilton.

"The police asked Worrall Thompson if the habit of nicking cheese had got out of hand. He said "yeah, you could say it gruyere"."

You're missing a bit, as when the police first asked him to give a statement he replied saying

"curd I wait till my solicitor arrives, cheese, I mean please"