THE SCOTTISH SOCIAL MEET

[White rabbit]

Ever heard of a drink called a "Woman's Revenge"? If offered, decline quickly! Its Baileys and Lime cordial. Drank seperately!! You take a shot of Bailey's and hold it in your mouth, then drink a shot of lime cordial. The lime makes the Bailey's curdle into a substance quite similar to........ah fuck, I cant even think about it!

Maybe Juicy Jo will try one!? Or Fudgeflaps?

[Jock Strap]

I'll drink anything! I'll give it a go.

vwe - very well endowed

[White rabbit]

Wot that mean? I've got an endowment wi the co-op but its no dain very well!

[Jock Strap]

lol
so it's official
white rabbit is nvwe (not very well endowed)

we got it straight from the horses mouth!
(of course if you were a horse you'd be laughing)

[White rabbit]

Hee-hee! I do believe I'm "PMSL"!

[Jock Strap]

lol
we've been moved for not talking enough about porn!
I never thought I'd ever be guilty of that!!

[fudgeflaps]

Aaaaaah, Top Deck, a relic of the 80's now repackaged as Shandy Bass......... when you think about ethics and morals it was ten times worse!! At least alcopops are bought on the sly, Christ- we had Top Deck as part of our packed lunches at primary school! The tuck shop even sold it!! At the age of 6 1/2 I was on the Tennents Super (the lovely ladies on the sides of the can started my porn addiction), and I've since had so many vices I'm now addicted to hypnosis.

I've tried everything, women, gambling, drink, drugs.............but I can't beat my cravings for hypnosis!

White Rabbit, I am a hypocrite! I am an ambassador for poofjuice and all fuels tart. My favourite drink (in addition to the many Jock has mentioned)? The milk of human kindness. NOT of the Sandie Caine variety.

Me? The 12th Duke of Fudgeville, here, on the BGAFD forums? Being offered a 'Woman's revenge' by a White Rabbit? What is the world coming to?

[Jock Strap]

Yes, Top Deck was specifically aimed at children!
What were they thinking?
I remember thinking I was cool for drinking it!
And your parents ENCOURAGED YOU!!!!
There you go son, get that down you!!
There was a 'start them young' mentality back then!!

Still, never did me any harm!!
I'm now 32 and I'm addicted to everything going!!

Ah yes....the women on the sides of cans of Tennents. They didn't stand a chance of making it through the PC era.
Still, they should be brought back now we're in the 'new lad' years.
How about some nice double penetration shots on cans of McEwans?
Sure it would catch on!

[bigAl]

You've probably all been wondering where I've been hiding!

Well unfortunately have to sadly report my mum died on Tuesday, so been down to good ol' England and funeral will be on the 20th.

So I'm not chickening out - hope this is a good enough excuse for not joining you all.

The 21st September would have been her birthday, and whilst she was completely anti-porn, trust you'll all raise a glass in her (and my!) honour, and have a truly great time.

And Jock - get yourself down to Perth for a beer before Christmas.

Cheers to you all,

Alan

[Pervert]

Sorry for your loss, Al.