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Re: moths

Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 8:59 pm
by Snake Diamond
If we included ALL the Religious FUCKNUT Fanatics, Ethnically challenged assholes, all the lazy wankers, there would probably be only about 1,000 ppl left on the entire British Isles, instead of what looks like 2million ppl per square yard of land at present.

:))


Re: moths

Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 9:01 pm
by Snake Diamond
In that Analagy, you could believe ALL humans evolved from Moths, LOL.


Re: moths

Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 9:13 pm
by Snake Diamond
OK, i will update/modify my MOTH Statement,

I just don't spletter Months, I Splatter Moths (for the reasons already stated previously), houseflies (have you ever tried to get them dumb cunts to go out of the house?) & Bluebottles. Ph, & some of them nasty looking weird bugs as well. If moths didn't behave so fucking stupid, i would just catch & release them.

Wasps, Bumble/Honey/Masonry-Bees are caught & released automatically.


Re: moths

Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 9:54 pm
by jj
......or the converse.

Re: moths

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 3:50 am
by Fastbike
Yes , he also said to tell your pet moth to come and flap around his light bulb , if it thinks it's hard enough . I havn't seen him so far this morning


Re: moths

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 3:59 am
by steve56
remember mighty moth in the tv comic.

Re: moths

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 4:01 am
by Fastbike
Wasps don't need much help , If I'm working in the garage and one buzzes in the door , it usually looks around , works out that me and the cat are not big on flowering ivy growing up the paddock stand and pisses off back to the daisies on the uncut lawn . Whereas a fly will try to go back out through a closed window , until it irritates you to the point where violence is needed .Because wasps are intelligent, hard and no one else likes them I will help them out if they do get stuck .
I applaud helping masonry bees out , can you e mail me your mobile number , the next time someone starts braying on about the value of their house I can call you and you can tell them about the organic wealth redistribution planned by "The Friends of the House eaters "


Re: moths

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 6:20 am
by jj
Tch......they're as bad as slugs.
Another useless bunch of piss-heads.

Re: moths

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 6:23 am
by jj
No, no, not YOU, Carac: S56 was the one who wanted egg (presumably fried) with his chip shop chips, betraying a lack of savoir faire that one ought not to associate with respected degustatory connoisseurs.......


Re: moths

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 6:26 am
by jj
Is it purely coincidence that all those species you so carefully release have nasty stings, unlike their lepidopterous brethren and sistren?
You...you...... mothist, you.........