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With the quality of DV and desktop editing with no loss of quality it really isn't that hard to give a scene a proffessional look anymore. But the likes of OEJ and Ben Dover have exclusive contracts with US based studios, their budgets should definitely be 1000's of pounds at a time. Dont't get me wrong Im not having a dig at anyone and i dare say I wouldn't mind having a crack my self.

Knowing his 'skill' with punctuation marks, I suppose it might have been: O*Lizard, or more likely O(756%2? Lizard..........

Well, there's always the lorry.....or was it ditches?

The O,s just above the L, dont cha know, simple typo error, and too lazy to correct it, has a nice ring to it though, gettit, ring!

"With the quality of DV and desktop editing with no loss of quality it really isn't that hard to give a scene a professional look anymore."

Digital video editing is great, but unless you have the talents and virtually unlimited financial recourses of Pixar or CGI you cannot create sumptuous sets, stunning attire or flawlessly applied makeup.


"But the likes of OEJ and Ben Dover have exclusive contracts with US based studios, their budgets should definitely be 1000's of pounds at a time."

Exclusive contracts? OEJ has informal contracts with various parties I know very well here in the UK and the last I heard Ben Dover's exclusive contract had expired and the studio in question was in no great hurry to sign another.

I'm sure Terry would agree with you that his budgets should be in the ?1000's, but, in the light of diminishing adult video sales, I'm not so sure who would wish stump those thousands up. However, if Terry finds himself short he knows he can always count on me to bung in a couple of hundred quid.


Dibble.

[Groans from all present........]

With such talent you guys should be in the Australian Big Brother House

Its not to late to enter

Only started yesterday...9 out of 15 have been rejected already...lack of talent,looks,brains,charisma....you name it...they dont got it

cheers
B....OZ

He used to drive a lorry as i recall but retired whilst still in good health

Hazards of the road....picking up hitch hiking Dollies...whilst payment was being delivered he nearly always veered off into a roadside ditch

Truth...its stranger than fiction

cheers
B....OZ

Yeah, poor old Lizard eh? He is one aprostraphe short of a commer and no mistake. But he does make a good cup of tea.

I see the Officer is still sending us his message further up this thread. I might be mistaken but I get the impression hes not a fan of modern porn. Still I must agree with the Dibble on that. I never buy the crap that gets churned out these days. I simply stay on his mailing list because I enjoy his drawings. I especially like the cartoon of Officer Dibble and I love his funny write-ups of films. Keep up the good work Dibble! Who knows I might even buy a tape from you soon. But in the mean time I am happy to eep receiving your cats as they amuse me a lot.

BTW I still havnt received the latest HHC. It might be held up in the post. You know how terrible these public sector tossers are at delivering the mail.

I look forward to receiving it Dibble mate. I cant promise to buy owt but I will have a good laugh at your amusing prose.

Very true. But may I also remind you that the ' is on the same key as the @. Or at least it is on my keyboard.

The comma (,) is on the same key as the <. Its just a matter of using the shift key.

Hope this helps.

Magoo.......He Winds Up Lizard just for a laugh