Re: o/t Re: My bit for Comic Relief
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2003 6:47 pm
Hee hee.
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Re: o/t Your bits for Comic Relief
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2003 10:00 pm
I can't be arsed to read the other messages in this thread (mainly because my modem connection is playing up at the moment and each post is taking around a minute to load). Suffice to say, I'm sure you have the best of intentions, but all charity is evil and forced charity (like Comic Relief or the National Lottery) is the evilest of all. Let's put it this way - I am withholding the ?14K personal tax the Inland Revenue have just CCJed me for on account of the impending war on Iraq. When the war and its international opposition leads to a popular revolution in the west that overthrows the British government and its state apparatus (eg the Inland Revenue) I will happily put that 14K towards good and noble scientific causes. Providing Jen posts a picture of her pubes shaved it into the shape of a hammer and sickle. Can't say fairer than that.
Re: o/t Re: My bit for Comic Relief
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 12:57 am
even Matt? Hmmm. I don't know quite what you mean by that but I'm taking it as a nice thing 
Re: o/t Re: My bit for Comic Relief
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:19 am
I think the consensus was that you were being a bit of a miserable sod/killjoy about it all.
So naturally I rose to your defence.......
Recommended posting ratio: 1 serious, to 20 silly?
[Cue: Woodgnome clutching at heart, gasping.......]
So naturally I rose to your defence.......
Recommended posting ratio: 1 serious, to 20 silly?
[Cue: Woodgnome clutching at heart, gasping.......]
Re: o/t Your bits for Comic Relief
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 4:25 am
'Forced charity'?
Can't recall seeing any machine-gun-toting squaddies lately at my local boutique....and I think a better term for the Lottery (an appallingly bad bet, BTW) would be 'subsidy'.
Like the h&s idea, though.....
Can't recall seeing any machine-gun-toting squaddies lately at my local boutique....and I think a better term for the Lottery (an appallingly bad bet, BTW) would be 'subsidy'.
Like the h&s idea, though.....
Re: o/t Your bits for Comic Relief
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 5:42 am
Wonder who is to be the first in line to be shot up againt the wall come the glorious revolution?
Re: o/t Your bits for Comic Relief
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 6:25 am
I could suggest several thousand people.
NOT including estate agents/lawyers/politicians/meeja
'personalities'/muggers/nasty little foreign dictators/cowboy tradesmen/Jeffrey Archer/half the people I share the Tube with every day/surly sales assistants/people who say 'have a nice day'/Jeffrey Archer/beggars who won't buy their dog a proper collar and lead/overpaid footballers/overpaid footballers' wives/
Jeffrey Archer/people who wear shell-suits...
...and Jeffrey Archer.
NOT including estate agents/lawyers/politicians/meeja
'personalities'/muggers/nasty little foreign dictators/cowboy tradesmen/Jeffrey Archer/half the people I share the Tube with every day/surly sales assistants/people who say 'have a nice day'/Jeffrey Archer/beggars who won't buy their dog a proper collar and lead/overpaid footballers/overpaid footballers' wives/
Jeffrey Archer/people who wear shell-suits...
...and Jeffrey Archer.
Re: o/t Your bits for Comic Relief
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 6:34 am
yes jj,jefrey archer i agree he must be rolling in it
Re: o/t Your bits for Comic Relief
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 6:35 am
Just a short list then jj?
Surprised you missed out money grabbing fat cats,TV producers for giving us reality TV & day time TV (make over progs AAHHHGGG!),sponger's off the state & telephone sales people.
Surprised you missed out money grabbing fat cats,TV producers for giving us reality TV & day time TV (make over progs AAHHHGGG!),sponger's off the state & telephone sales people.
Re: o/t Your bits for Comic Relief
Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2003 6:36 am
the royals?