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On a lighter note....

Oh Blimey. Talk about embarrassing.

I went in to the local petrol station and proceeded to pickup a copy of Escort due to a fellow member of another forum being in a picture inside. I was already starting to go bright as beetroot at this time. I hate buying porn mags.

Well as I went up to the counter I recognised the face serving me. 'Oh fuck' I thought 'What is the lady serving me going to think'. 'Big time dirty mac brigade?', 'Sad individual?'

Well all of this went through my head as I nervously handed over the magazine to be scanned.

At this stage I said promptly to the cashier 'Oh I'm getting it cause a friend Dirkus is in it'.

She replied 'Oh yes, male or female?'

I replied 'Male. He's featured on a tractor'. I quickly added, as the cashier looked up in surprise at me, 'He's not nude or anything'.

The cashier now looking totally dumbstruck responded 'Is he a good friend?' to which I promptly replied smiling nervously, pointing to Lolly Badcock on the front cover, 'Oh she's a friend as well. I've photographed her before.'

'Right..so you're a photographer then?', she responded with a certain amount of cynicism in her voice.

'Err, yes'. At that point I paid and left promptly, face like a large red beach ball. blush.gif

How embarrassing.

I don't mind making porn but buying it in a shop is damn scary.

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PS I know Lolly isn't a friend but I have photographed her before.

When I saw she was starting webcams I joined. Silly me, I assumed that the 3 month sub was a real bargain.
Still, I mustn't criticize...its only money.
Btw, is that generous offer made by another poster still open? The one offering to send a cheque.

Mart