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Re: Aliens on Earth

Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:15 am
by andy at handiwork
Indeed. And all without any 'help' from spacemen.

Re: Aliens on Earth

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:30 am
by JamesW
eroticartist wrote:

> My own personal theory is that alien males were trapped on the
> Earth and were forced to cohabit with chimpanzees in order to
> survive. Incidentally humans have 99per cent simian DNA.


It's probably worth pointing out that if aliens mated with chimpanzees the resulting offspring would have 50% alien DNA and 50% chimpanzee DNA - not 99% chimpanzee DNA as stated above. In stating that humans have 99% DNA in common with humans, eroticartist has effectively demolished his own theory. If aliens were our fathers we would have inherited 50% of their DNA, not 1%. Understanding what I've written here is about understanding 'the facts of life' and how sexual reproduction works.

It's probably worth mentioning too that many other species have most of their DNA in common with chimpanzees - gorillas and orangutans for example have 99% of their DNA in common with chimpanzees, the same as humans do. Does this mean that aliens are also the fathers of gorillas and orangutans, as well as humans? What about cats? More than 90% of cat DNA is common with chimpanzee DNA. Did the union of aliens and chimpanzees produce cats too, as well as humans, gorillas and orangutans?


Re: Aliens on Earth

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:49 am
by bamboo
That's a Daily Sport headline waiting to happen, if it hasn't already...

'My Pet Chimp gave birth to E.T.'s Cat'...

Re: Aliens on Earth

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:05 am
by Peter
This alien stuff all sounds very 'scientology'




Re: Aliens on Earth

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:17 pm
by andy at handiwork
Its certainly about as ludicrous.

Re: Aliens on Earth

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 8:54 am
by eroticartist
I confess my ignorance about DNA if you are right but this mistake does not alter my view.

Re: Aliens on Earth

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:38 am
by oli_cortez
Firstly chimpanzees aren't monkeys they're apes.

Secondly the 99% shared DNA claim is took out of context and made to sound amazing. We apparantly share 79% of the same DNA as a cabbage which puts it into context and shows how huge that 1% difference actually is.

Anywhoo we should take a leaf out of Bonobo's books they don't show any signs of violence they just fuck and are told what to do by the females.

Re: Aliens on Earth

Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:15 am
by eroticartist
It's the 1 per cent that's important man.
Thanks for this information.
Mike.

Re: Aliens on Earth

Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 12:10 pm
by Andy Mann
The truth is out there!




Re: Aliens on Earth

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:34 am
by eroticartist
There have been hundreds of sightings but some people will not believe their own eyes...Thanks for this post. Mike