Page 4 of 5
Re: Diana's ring
Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 4:00 pm
by Lizard
It gets worse Jim, I don't think we need any more proof...
[img]
http://i51.tinypic.com/osu82e.jpg[/img]
Re: Diana's ring
Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:49 pm
by laralatex
OMG it get's worse. Lizard where was this photo taken because it could lead to the murderer being uncovered!!!
You have Di do, Bono, Boho (Sienna), Di and Do Di all in one car (also see below)!!!! The wrong car! That's a Fiat 500 NOT a Fiat Uno ( I know because I had one and yes I have an alibi). So when did this event happen? When were were they all in this car??? Did Bo Know?
As I understand Jims words (weird ramblings some may call them):
Jim mentioned that Di and Do Di were in one car (the mercedes)
Dido, Bono, Hobo, Prince Philip and The Queen are in the lead car. (the Fiat UNO) Sienna has the stobe and blinds Bono as well, hence his use of dark glasses at all times!
However, I forgot where the dodo fits in to all this.
Any thoughts on the origin of the photo????
Re: Diana's ring
Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:30 pm
by Lizard
I am afraid I can not reveal my photographer Lara, he is cover by de-da-ta-di-dodi-bono-dido-do-do protection act, as laid out by the yooman rights act, sect-786, chapter-365,verse-69, plus I wouldn't want to rat on him, I mean would you blow someones cover?
Re: Diana's ring
Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 6:55 am
by jimslip
So the chief suspects are:
Her Maj : Crazed jealousy that she couldn't be,"Queen of Hearts"
Prince Phillip : He hates everyone especially foreigners.
DiDo : Enraged at Do Di stealing her name and rearranging it.
Bo no : Secretly was in love with Di and only meant for Do Di to be murdered, wears sunglasses to hide his grief at the death of his love, Lady Di.
Su Bo: Possibly hated Diana because she is so plain and Di is so beautiful.
Bo Ho Sienna: Hated Di for attempting to steal her crown as "Queen of Bo Ho"
Has anybody considered the possibility that Lady Di didn't die at all, but had radical plastic surgery and has reappeared years later as plain and never been kissed, songbird, Susan Boyle?
In this way she has avoided the gaze of the paps and having returned as a hideously ugly woman with a moustache, can now live with her beloved Di Do, in the spendour and peace that she so craved?
Re: Diana's ring
Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 7:22 am
by jimslip
I have of course not mentioned the primest of the prime suspects and that is Prince Charles himself!
Could he have not accidentally murdered Di as a result of his hatred of Do Di and the fact that Do Di had taken in vain the name of Charles favourite bird, the Dodo. Charles's love for the Dodo has been well recorded and it is stated as fact that Charles would spend days painting hundreds of pictures of his beloved DoDo, but never quite getting it right. He may have blamed Do Di for the extinction of the Do Do? DoDi arriving on the scene and shamelessly parading his name in public may have been just to much for the love struck Prince to bear and so he turned from green loving tree talking to, ornitholgist to brutal murderer!
Could then Prince Charles be the 6th person in the Fiat Uno that night? After all there is room on top of an Uno for a roof rack to which Charles may have tied himself to in oder to perform his darstadly deed of firing the military grade flash gun at Di's Mercedes?
Should not all these people be brought in for questioning?
Re: Diana's ring
Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 3:52 pm
by Lizard
I like you're synopsys Jimbo, However, Charles was in the UK on the night of Diana's 'accident', but given that I can print my Gran's recipe for porridge from the comfort of my sofa, whilst my printer lies many yards away, you could be on to something!!! A wireless operated weapons grade strobe would sureley not be beyond the realms of possibility! also Charles is known for his love of plant's his favourite being the early blooming woodland petunia, also known in Latin as the 'Lexmarkum-arboris', so there could be a clue there, Also it was reported in the Sun, that he would wander round the Gardens at Highrove reciting the Lyric's to 'white flag' to the trees as he walked past them..
Re: Diana's ring
Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 5:16 pm
by jimslip
[img]
http://gentlewomanthief.files.wordpress ... suchet.jpg[/img]
But Monsiur Lizard, 'ave you not considered that Prince Charles may 'ave only been in 'owe you say, 'ighgrove as une 'ow you say, Avatar? That is to say, that 'e could 'ave been on top of le voiture ce nomme Fiat Uno, that nuit in gay Paris, in ze flesh, while 'is avatar remained at le chez 'ighgrove?
It is of mons belief that ze murder of les gens Lady Di et DoDi was committed by six personnes!
'er Maj
Prince Philleep
Prince Charles
Di Do
Bo No
et
Sienna
et voila!
Re: Diana's ring
Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 5:23 pm
by jimslip
[img]
http://gentlewomanthief.files.wordpress ... suchet.jpg[/img]
Peux je pr?senter l'oiseau qui est maintenant mort, on l'appelle le Dodo!
[img]
http://liveinutah.com/wp-content/upload ... -house.jpg[/img]
Avec cet oiseau ?trange je vous donnerai la finale relie la cha?ne d'?v?nements qui ont fini dans le meurtre de Di et Do Di!
Re: Diana's ring
Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 5:47 pm
by Lizard
[img]
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3594/340 ... b8aa17.jpg[/img]
Nah look e're, that were now't but a good bit 'o' British copperin me lad, and you would do right to follow the clues more closely, remember Poirot me old mucka, your not bleedin French young fella me lad, yer a bleedin Belgian, and as such you have no jurisdiction over e're.
Keep takin the truffles...Put Lizard back on the case.
Re: Diana's ring
Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 6:25 pm
by Lizard
Yes, Thank's Jap, perhaps we should ask Jim to explain this, and don't let him give you any of that "Just takin the wife for a KFC" rubbish!!!
[IMG]
http://i55.tinypic.com/23sylib.jpg[/IMG]