Thieving Gypsy B******s...

[Marino]

Thank you.

If I can find any blondes going spare the first one is yours. lol

[JonnyHungwell]

What amazes me about leftie liberal types who espouse peace, love and harmony for everybody - is they want to be brutally violent to those who don't hold their views. The circle meets - and you are nothing but a fascist yourself. It's a funny old world!

[colonel]

No, progressives only ever want to be violent towards those who advocate violence- we think that you might both like it and deserve it.

It is like right-wingers want the death penalty for murderers. Doesn't that make everyone a murderer?

[sparky]

'Why bother to tarmac drives or sell carpets if thieving gets you by?'

Because the materials will be nicked and they can steal money and anything else they can get on their wagon while there and/or make plans to return to steal items later from anyone who is sucked in by them to do a really crap job.

[Sam Slater]

Let me tell you a little story about moths, and it'll be very interesting how many get the point of it:

Your average moth, to get from point A, to point B, can travel in a fairly straight line, in the dark, by keeping the brightest light in the sky at a 30 degree angle (for instance)from where it's heading; to get back to where it started, all it has to do is keep that same light source at a 210 degree angle on it's return trip. Doing this, our little moth can go out at night to find itself a mate.

Now, when a moth sees a nearby streetlight, or bulb in a bedroom window, because the light source is much closer, the light beams gently spread out the further they travel. Our little moth acts as though the light rays are parallel, or very close to parallel; this means that keeping the light source at a 30 degree angle doesn't keep the moth going in a straight line, and the little blighter will be flying in a gentle curve towards the light, which culminates in a moth steering itself around an ever tightening spiral until it crashes into our bulb.

It either ends up being splattered to death by human hands, or gives up, dazed and exhausted, sat on a curtain, or wall, and never finds it's little mate, nor it's way back to it's sleeping place. It's either a quick, or slow death for our friend, the moth.

How can there still be billions upon billions of moths then, if they've spent 10,000 years running into our fires, candles, lanterns and bulbs? Wouldn't you expect their numbers to diminish over the years, due to every moth we see dying before it gets a chance to mate?

If you could stereotype the behaviour of a moth, you'd say "all moths are little kamikaze insects that fly into our lights." Everyone will agree with this stereotyping because it's what they observe too; it cannot be denied!

Now, some clever cunt on an internet forum comes along and says your stereotyping is actually bollocks, despite what most of us observe. You see, the only moths you see ARE the ones that stupidly fly themselves into lightbulbs; you miss the other 90% of moths that pick the right light source (the moon) in which to navigate by because they quietly get on with their lives without us noticing.

So, 'sparky', let's hope you are a bright enough 'spark' to understand where I'm taking you here.