Bitch Slap - Contestants

[Pervert]

Higgins has been seeking revenge since she put him out at the quarter-final stage at The Cucible in 1983.

[fudgeflaps]

C. Wafer is far harder than T. Cake - even though he almost crumbled at the end of that bout.

I tell you, J . Cake vs H. Nob would be a (Jacob's) cracker.

[fudgeflaps]

That may have, in fact, been Terry Griffiths, (I'm sure the match you were referring to was the Semis of the 1986 Masters), but after the usual 10 treble vodkas every opponent probably was a historical figure to Alex.

He beat Confucius (John Spencer) 37-32 to win the title in 0009 A.D. (1972) and won the title ten years later against a then-imprisoned Nelson Mandela (Ray Reardon) 18-15.

!hic!

[Pervert]

Forgive my ignorance, Fudgey.

[Snake Diamond]

Margaret Thatcher vs Tony Blair

[Snake Diamond]

Genghis Khan vs Mr T

[Pervert]

Walter, Prince Of The Softies v the Earl of Wessex.

[fudgeflaps]

Snake Diamond (when he acquires porn fame) vs Jake "The Snake" Roberts, ex-WWF.

[fudgeflaps]

Greyfriars Bobby vs Flipper.