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Well i think that is one of the best rants ever:) and i agree on everything
you say

kids ... my sister texts like mad! why the fuck dont ya call the fucker i say ?and stop askin me how to spell every word in the fuckin dictionary!!!

Its easier!

kids dont want carrers or work hard, i see em, skinny liittle (scotty dollas)
wid there cap on backwards, cleaning cars for the money they are gonna blow in the clubs later:)

Dont cum inside me! , its alright , its alright i got protection, its called THE SOCIAL!!!

Your sister uses a dictionary?
Fuck me dude, but surely she must be bullied for spelling things correctly?

Why the fuck do the retards text the person sitting on the same bus and then scream "HAHAHAHA JOKE". Wankers.

They spend 100's of pounds texting like lunatics and then can't string a single sentence together when you ask them what the fuck they are doing.

They mumble some incoherent monosyllabic shit til you feel the urge to ram your fist down their throats.


Thankyou my brothers for understanding my rant.
I feel.....funky.

I occasionally fuck up with those but as I had problems with Dyslexia throughout my childhood, I think I have managed to come through it prett mcuh unhraemd so uoy ese tsi otn htta dba.

Nice one Holden,

Glad to see some one else shares my hatred for teenagers. Especially spotty little white boys who must pretend to be black rappers with their stupid clothes and 'i'm a hard man' posturing. Come to think of it most of them seem to feel the need to act like prats untill they are at least 25.
Lots of my friends are bikers and they could show them all a thing or two about being hard!

Oh, and I hate children too, especially babies! All they do is cry, shit and piss.

Lix n Sux
Autumn.xxx.

"Oh, and I hate children too, especially babies! All they do is cry, shit and piss."

Not their fault, Autumn, it's in the job description---and it's good experience for 75 years on when they get the chance to do it all again.

Bikers?
You mean fat, balding namby pamby "Oh look at my gay Harley clone" punks?
Sporting a shit load of tats just to show how hard straight and cool they were.
I had plenty of run ins with biker some years back and then I'd fucking roast their ZZTop beards off with the back wheel of my Fireblade.

See, some bikers, I can handle and some I fucking hate with a passion.
My friends and I were more into our Hayabusa, GSXR1000, Fireblade or Bandit 600's and would happily tear the shit out of any would be punks at the strips in Beckton or Heathrow before they were bumped up.

Why do I get the feeling your friends were the fat chumps who sat astride Yamaha low riders or the odd Hogg?


Anyway, I fucking hate babies. They are useless time consuming little bastards.
I'm sick to the back teeth of retarded bovine fucks telling me just how smart their 2 year old is.
Oh really?
Well has it won any awards?
Can it fix a leaking pipe?
Does it understand Pythagorus theory?
No, well then fuck off and take your stupid pot bellied, crying, swine spawn away and feed it some more Pot Noodle.

Babies...I fucking shit 'em...no, wait, that'd be you chicks.

Nope,

Most of the bikers I know are members of the Outlaws MCC, The Brotherhood and Mohawks MCC.
On your head be it if you want to insult them, i prefer to stay in one piece!

Autumn.xxx.

Chill out Autumn.
I'm not slagging them off, but simply giving my opinion.

Long gone are the days of Fatboy wars.....aaahhh the sweet memories...or something.