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You will notice I said he carries it around in a suitcase Maggs, I didn,t say it was attatched......anyway he cant return to Sunderland after that incident with the Turkey and the Tampon......

The second post (mine) in this thread was posted at 00:28, DB's at 00:48.
I dunno, what are they teaching them in primary schools nowadays?

[.......resumes, after ten-minute rant about British education policy and the shocking price of Rich Tea biscuits.....]
Yes, I know you were being funny. Next time I'll put a smiley in to indicate that I too am trying (and failing, miserably) to do similarly. Except of course, I don't know how to do smileys in hyperlingomarkupwhatever-ese......

"That zoology degree wasnt wasted after all".
Well, it was, really.........except I get to laugh knowingly at Charlotte Uhlenbroek, of course.
But then, doesn't everybody?

You can only get squirrel or coypu in the Rodent Milk department of our Sainsbury's Local.
I'll try Holland and Barratt.......

....of which I was acquitted, without a stain on my trousers, as you will recall........