marino/antonio

[jj]

......would have been more embarrassing if it had been the milkman.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Yeah but cross species sex!!
Cat's and Dog's were never designed to be fuck buddies.
My dog is meant to chase all the other cats out of the garden so that my 2 cats can rule it without fear, but oh no, he now welcomes them spread across the chaise lounge with MY fucking sunglasses on saying "Why Hello...are you lost...baby?"
We have foxes. I hear them scream at night. I wonder, is that really the natural call of the Vixen on heat or is it Dave the Fox getting his cloaca ringed by Dogglesby the bum bandit.

[jj]

.......what happens if the dog appeals, and is subsequently acquitted?
Your having 'named and shamed' him could ruin his life.
Do you read the Daily Mail, by any chance?

[Holden MacGroyn]

I can't say that I've seen the film in question, however, I have seen The Karate Kid, in fact I own it alright matey, and the old guys name is MIYAGI.

As for leotards etc. Bollocks.
Thankfully you didn't call it a Karate suit. Karate is the biggest load of bollocks ever. Long pissy stances and useless techniques.
Karate Kid actually used Tae Kwon Do but alas the powers that be decided to call it Karate Kid as Tae Kwon Do wasn't as well known at the time.

(useless trivia on par with S56 #678501)

[jj]

Foxes make all sorts of weird screams and yowls- but if it's Spring and you hear a really loud one, that's a male in mortal agony because his whang is irretrievably trapped up Mrs (or Ms) Fox's fun-hole (apparently it's nature's way of ensuring effective insemination- similar to dog-knotting).
Every time I hear that noise, my balls retract in sympathy- talk about the call of the wild........

[Holden MacGroyn]

Is THAT what it is!!!
I had no idea.
I often wondered why they sounded as if they had their bollocks in a vice.

[jj]

I believe it takes about 15 minutes for the female's muscles to relax sufficiently for the poor male to exit and limp off.

[Deuce Bigolo]

There was a recent case of a python trying to make a smallish dog(lookede like a corgi or some sort of terrier) into a meal...does that count?

The owner after removing the pissed of python had to French Kiss(clear the passageway) the dog whilst applying CPR as it was breathless after its encounter with the rather larger than life python

cheers
B....OZ

[Deuce Bigolo]

is you SURE?

I thought it was the male foxes way of making sure that his semen fertilises the eggs and not some other sly fox(or roger rabbitt) lurking in the bushes

Saw it yesterday on the documentary 'The Fox Trot'

and yes it takes some ridiculous amount of time to achieve

cheers
B....OZ