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David Owen and his little wooden dummy looking toy, David Steel.
Ah those were the days where politics had characters.
Annoying bastards granted, but characters none-the-less.

That was the David owen you was thinking of right?
Big Dave 'n' little Dave.

I look on the other side every now and then, but it's dull as shaved pubes.
It's I.D this or Is so and so still around and yes, there is the whole "Is it dead" bit.
Couldn't care less really.

I loved Spitting Image.
The kids of our day were clued up on politics it seemed. The fodder of today are thick as planks.

Re:certain people thinking they own it; with you on that one.
Some folk are so up their own backsides it's a miracle they've got time to get up anyone else's.

Porn is porn is porn. It's when someone tries to make it a distinguished art form that I begin to think, "Uh huh".

I don't know about the health thingy you mentioned.
The only one I vaguely remember is the one about banging a load into a girls eyes.

Email me the details if you can.
Check ur email, I tried sending but I'm not sure if my account is stuffed like a shaved turkey.

i loved the spitting image bit where ronald reagan pressed the wrong button and it was armagedden.

Well I sent an email this afternoon which contained the mirth inducing line that I copied from a nameless web site that went;


"Ur my hero."


"Of course i am.
Now shut up and swallow my cum, little namelass faggot bitch"


Did you get that one?

Could be that hotmail is being a slag.
Go check ur email and see if the above is in there.

From Bootlegbetty.com:

It has been revealed that the noisy next door neighbour of The Osbourne's is one hit wonder Owen Paul.

In 1986, Owen Paul had a sizeable hit with 'My Favourite Waste Of Time" and then we never heard from him again ? until he decided to wake The Osbournes.

In series one of the show you see Sharon confront her neighbour in the middle of the night after their little midnight to dawn sing-a-long session. The sparring match end with Ozzy taking control of the situation by throwing a rock through the neighbours window.

Owen Paul did okay in 1986. "My Favourite Waste Of Time" went to number 3 for him. He didn't write it, it was a Marshall Crenshaw cover later also done by Bette Midler, but it obviously earned him enough cash to acquire a Beverly Hills lifestyle.

Owen says he stepped away from music after his hit because he wanted to only continue to make music on his own terms. It looks like he has finally been granted those terms and has now recorded a new record called 'About Time'. He describes the record as "romantic, heartfelt, meaningful, passionate and honest". It obviously hasn't been inspired by his run in with Sharon Osbourne.

So now you know whatever happened to Owen Paul.

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